Click here to view this edition online!
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and just pulled into my Mom and Dad's place late at night, so there isn't much time to catch you up on all the news. Instead, here is a picture I took of a frog next to the backyard pond of our eldest daughter!
Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Walking Recovery
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the hall as ordered, and after the third day the nurse told how he complained bitterly each time they did. The surgeon told them to keep walking him.
After a week, the patient was ready to go. His family came to pick him up and thanked the surgeon profusely for what he had done for their father. The surgeon was pleased and appreciated the thanks, but told them that it was really a simple operation and we had been lucky to get him in time.
"But doctor, you don't understand," they said, "Dad hasn't walked in over a year!"
One-Liner #1917
I identify heavily with the seagull because if I was gifted the miracle of flight, I too would probably just use it to steal French fries all day long.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
"Bubble Wrap Dilemma: A Corner Solution"
"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.
"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours...
Quote #2352
Try to remember, the greener grass across the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.
The Rich Family in Church
By Eddie Ogan
I'll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Lucy was 12,and my older sister Darlene 16. We lived at home with our mother, and the four of us knew what it was to do without many things. My dad had died five years before, leaving Mom with seven school kids to raise and no money.
By 1946 my older sisters were married and my brothers had left home. A month before Easter the pastor of our church announced that a special Easter offering would be taken to help a poor family. He asked everyone to save and give sacrificially.
When we got home, we talked about what we could do. We decided to buy 50 pounds of potatoes and live on them for a month. This would allow us to save $20 of our grocery money for the offering. When we thought that if we kept our electric lights turned out as much as possible and didn't listen to the radio, we'd save money on that month's electric bill. Darlene got as many house and yard cleaning jobs as possible, and both of us babysat for everyone we could. For 15 cents we could buy enough cotton loops to make three pot holders to sell for $1.
We made $20 on pot holders. That month was one of the best of our lives.
Every day we counted the money to see how much we had saved. At night we'd sit in the dark and talk about how the poor family was going to enjoy having the money the church would give them. We had about 80 people in church, so figured that whatever amount of money we had to give, the offering would surely be 20 times that much. After all, every Sunday the pastor had reminded everyone to save for the sacrificial offering.
The day before Easter, Lucy and I walked to the grocery store and got the manager to give us three crisp $20 bills and one $10 bill for all our change.
We ran all the way home to show Mom and Darlene. We had never had so much money before.
That night we were so excited we could hardly sleep. We didn't care that we wouldn't have new clothes for Easter; we had $70 for the sacrificial offering.
We could hardly wait to get to church! On Sunday morning, rain was pouring. We didn't own an umbrella, and the church was over a mile from our home, but it didn't seem to matter how wet we got. Darlene had cardboard in her shoes to fill the holes. The cardboard came apart, and her feet got wet.
But we sat in church proudly. I heard some teenagers talking about the Smith girls having on their old dresses. I looked at them in their new clothes, and I felt rich.
When the sacrificial offering was taken, we were sitting on the second row from the front. Mom put in the $10 bill, and each of us kids put in a $20.
As we walked home after church, we sang all the way. At lunch Mom had a surprise for us. She had bought a dozen eggs, and we had boiled Easter eggs with our fried potatoes! Late that afternoon the minister drove up in his car. Mom went to the door, talked with him for a moment, and then came back with an envelope in her hand. We asked what it was, but she didn't say a word. She opened the envelope and out fell a bunch of money. There were three crisp $20 bills, one $10 and seventeen $1 bills.
Mom put the money back in the envelope. We didn't talk, just sat and stared at the floor. We had gone from feeling like millionaires to feeling like poor white trash. We kids had such a happy life that we felt sorry for anyone who didn't have our Mom and Dad for parents and a house full of brothers and sisters and other kids visiting constantly. We thought it was fun to share silverware and see whether we got the spoon or the fork that night.
We had two knives that we passed around to whoever needed them. I knew we didn't have a lot of things that other people had, but I'd never thought we were poor.
That Easter day I found out we were. The minister had brought us the money for the poor family, so we must be poor. I didn't like being poor. I looked at my dress and worn-out shoes and felt so ashamed--I didn't even want to go back to church. Everyone there probably already knew we were poor!
I thought about school. I was in the ninth grade and at the top of my class of over 100 students. I wondered if the kids at school knew that we were poor. I decided that I could quit school since I had finished the eighth grade. That was all the law required at that time. We sat in silence for a long time. Then it got dark, and we went to bed. All that week, we girls went to school and came home, and no one talked much. Finally on Saturday, Mom asked us what we wanted to do with the money. What did poor people do with money? We didn't know. We'd never known we were poor. We didn't want to go to church on Sunday, but Mom said we had to. Although it was a sunny day, we didn't talk on the way.
Mom started to sing, but no one joined in and she only sang one verse. At church we had a missionary speaker. He talked about how churches in Africa made buildings out of sun dried bricks, but they needed money to buy roofs. He said $100 would put a roof on a church. The minister said, "Can't we all sacrifice to help these poor people?" We looked at each other and smiled for the first time in a week.
Mom reached into her purse and pulled out the envelope. She passed it to Darlene. Darlene gave it to me, and I handed it to Lucy. Lucy put it in the offering.
When the offering was counted, the minister announced that it was a little over $100. The missionary was excited. He hadn't expected such a large offering from our small church. He said, "You must have some rich people in this church."
Suddenly it struck us! We had given $87 of that "little over $100."
We were the rich family in the church! Hadn't the missionary said so? From that day on I've never been poor again. I've always remembered how rich I am because I have Jesus!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
Fill My Cup, Lord
- photo by Susan PageMy question today is, “How do we fill our cup when we are running on empty?” There is an old chorus that speaks to what I wish to share.
Fill my cup, Lord
I lift it up, Lord
Come and quench this thirsting of my soul
Bread of Heaven, feed me 'til I want no more
Fill my cup, fill it up and make me whole
Source: Musixmatch Songwriters: Richard Blanchard Fill My Cup, Lord lyrics © Word Music, Llc
As Christ-followers we want to be used by Him to show others the hope we have, especially during times of high anxiety and uncertainty. We cannot do this from a place of exhaustion and emptiness. We must go to the well, the source of living water, our place of refreshment.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks.
I've discovered that you can turn a regular sofa into a sleeper sofa simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.
My wife has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport!
"Lord, we lift up your name with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God! Hosanna in the highest!"
City officials in Mesa, Arizona, have mistakenly installed two bus shelters where no buses run.
Throughout my life, I have always lived on a schedule. Every day is devoted to certain tasks, and it has worked for me so far.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small girl into bed. She was about to turn off the light when she asked with a tremor in her voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
Scurvy: When life doesn't give you lemons.
Stop hating on lazy people.
"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them."
From the Scottish Daily Record 2-Dec-01.
Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
Being a baby must be scary; imagine sleeping at home and you wake up at Wal-Mart.
I once dated a girl that was actually a ghost.
"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor."
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
One important thing I have learned is that you don’t appreciate something until it’s missing. I’ve learned that by many things that I just took for granted.
The computer swallowed Grandpa
Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
I wrote a book on penguins.
"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."
The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C.