Issue # 3337
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It's raining pretty hard and steady today at Cybersalt world headquarters and that always makes me think of rollerskating babies. Check out today's FunBlog entry and you might make the connection:https://www.cybersalt.org/
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Scientist's Convention"
In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they struck up a conversation.
"Where are you from?" the one asked.
"I'm from Alpha Century," he answered. "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Earth" was the answer.
"I know someone from earth," the Alpha Centurion said. "John Smith. Do you know him?"
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Today's CleanPun - Parking Search
"I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. "Going out?" I called to them. "No," said the man. "Just friends.""
Today's One-liner
"A penny saved is just another thing for the cat to knock off of the dresser.
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Issue # 3336
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My wife's last blog post ended with a real cliff hanger. Relief from the suspense is now avaialable at:
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Smoke Detector Lesson"
One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a church in our community. It was common for the preacher to invite the children to the front of the church and have a small lesson before beginning the sermon. He would bring in an item they could find around the house and relate it to a teaching from the Bible.
This particular morning, the visual aid for his lesson was a smoke detector. He asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded from the smoke detector.
My child immediately raised his hand and said, "It means Daddy's cooking dinner."
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Today's CleanQuote
"An apology is a good way to have the last word."
Today's Illustration - "Negotiation"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number changed. He refused. The calls kept coming day and night.
Finally, Mom began telling the people who called that the company had gone out of business. Within a week, the computer repair company voluntarily changed its number.
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