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Sunday greetings, everyone and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it!
Our daughter and grandson have returned home after a wonderful visit. Once again, instead of being sad it is over I have chosen to be grateful to God that it happened.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
A Father's Method
A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters' father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."
The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."
One-Liner #1931
My wife told me I've grown as a person ... her actual words were "You've gotten fat" but I know what she meant.
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Yoda best, dad!
Quote #2367
I found the world to be
woefully lacking
in safe places.
So I became one.
- J. Warren Welch
Walk a Little Plainer Daddy
"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail,
"I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail.
Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see;
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for you are leading me.
I know that once you walked this way many years ago;
What you did along the way I'd really like to know.
For sometimes when I'm tempted I don't know what to do
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for I must follow you.
Someday when I'm grown up, you are like I want to be;
Then I will have a little boy who will want to follow me.
And I want to lead him right, and help him to be true;
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for we must follow you."
- Author Unknown
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood
Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were blessed with the arrival of our seventh grandchild. Jordan Nichole Papanu arrived on planet earth on February 13. The grandfather is doing fine, thank you, but there is some indication the grandmother has left planet earth.
Since the day of the birth, the grandmother has been conspicuous by her absence at our home. I, the only sane one in our house at the time (which is a radical change), was left to fend for myself. Even though this is our seventh round with grandchildren, you would think nobody ever had a grandchild before.
This only points out the fundamental difference between a grandmother and grandfather. When I first became a grandfather, I felt left out in the cold. It seemed to me that grandfathers got the short end of the stick when it came to . . .
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The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.
The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary.
I work in a bread factory. I'm a loafer.
When you think there's no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic's restaurant.
If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another;
10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendonitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control or computer mouse.
I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work ... Thankfully, I was at work.
I walked out of my job at the cat sanctuary, coz they kept reducing meowers!
Grief isn't meant to be a cage - it's meant to be a door. A passage, not a prison. A bridge, not a wall. So, let the tears fall when they come. Let the laughter rise when memories bring warmth. And let sorrow and joy exist side by side, for they are not opposites - they are just love in different forms.
Leaders of the Laodicean Church in Canada last week announced the publication of a new hymnal. "This is truly a hymnal for the new century," said Presiding Bishop Luke W. Armm.
I can’t keep count of all the phone calls informing me that I won millions of dollars and a brand-new Mercedes-Benz. All I have to do is send them $15,000 to cover the income tax and processing fee, and they will be able to send me millions of dollars.
~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking.
I walked out of my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!
"Out of 100 people, one will read the Bible, the other 99 will read the Christian."
Don't date because you are desperate.
The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or "Hickbonics," as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. A speaker of this language would be a Hickophone.
I've discovered that you can turn a regular sofa into a sleeper sofa simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped.
The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!"
Several weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me she would be in St. Augustine with our daughter and granddaughter for spring break.