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We've had another fun visit with our son and his family this week. Amidst all the family time, I also got to enjoy a bit of nerd-bonding — helping him set up some AI tools to manage his irrigation and landscaping company. I'm impressed that there's a nerd part of him that's similar to me — although as I type this, he is reading over my shoulder and laughing at the very idea.

Today's video share is a really fun moment — a brother comes clean at his brother's wedding about something he did way back when. Those are great family moments — the stuff we did as children, finally confessed in adulthood.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.

~ Pastor Tim

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Grizzly Bears

Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on humans, and they are advising the public to be extremely careful when hiking, fishing, hunting or camping. They also advise people to wear small bells when they walk so they will alert grizzlies to their approach, and also to carry pepper spray in case of a close encounter.

The officials also say it would be wise to be alert for fresh signs of grizzly bear activity, such as piles of fresh bear poop.

Of course, you must be able to differentiate between brown bear and grizzly bear poop, so they offer the following:

• Brown bear poop is usually small, and contains the remains of berries and sometimes squirrel fur.
• Grizzly bear poop is larger, contains small bells, and smells like pepper.

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One-Liner #2025

I went to the doctor thinking I had arthritis ... He said it's early onset rigor mortis.

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From Newbie to Noteworthy 😂

Just started working at the bicycle factory this week ... They already made me the spokesperson.

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Quote #2461

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

- Oscar Wilde

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Optimism

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home.

As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.

"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.

"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Multitasking is Not My Cup of Tea

Usually, I have a lot of work on my desk, from writing to radio programs. Even though I have many projects, I can only do one at a time.

I have often wished I could multitask, which would help me get through many more projects more quickly. But that has never been my style of working. I focus on one project at a time and move on to the next when it is finished.

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

The good news first: my arm keeps getting better, which I am especially thankful for, because the rest of the week has been a parade of small adventures. Tuesday morning was an eye appointment — pleasant enough, until they dilated my pupils so wide I could practically see into next week. Then it was off to the dentist for two fillings, one of which was courtesy of a tooth that decided to crack all on its own. Not my favourite morning.

Ups and downs as usual — but I keep seeing ways God is working through both, so I remain a happy man.

Today's video share is one that has already helped me immensely. I am one of those people who gets introduced to someone, hears their name, and then forgets it before the handshake is over. It is always a little embarrassing the next time our paths cross. This video gave me some insight into why that happens, plus a few tricks that are already making it easier for me to remember names the first time around.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.

~ Pastor Tim

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Quotes from 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.  Oxygin is pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water."

"When you breathe, you inspire.  When you do not breathe, you expire."

"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold down a deacon over a flame in test tube"

"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops."

"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.

"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."

"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

"Equator: A mangey lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Liter: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

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One-Liner #2024

Me and my wife used to fall asleep watching movies together; now we fall asleep trying to pick one.

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Grizzly Dental Drama 🦷

Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first.

Because there's safety in numb bears.

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Quote #2460

"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway."

- Greg Tamblyn

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52 Bible Verses for Men Week 11: Like a Dog Song 12

This song carries a strong message about wisdom, discipline, and human nature. Inspired by biblical Proverbs, it warns against repeating the same mistakes over and over again, comparing foolish behavior to “a dog returning to its vomit.” The lyrics emphasize the importance of listening to advice, accepting correction, and growing through discipline.

It also highlights God’s guidance and discipline as an act of love, much like a father teaching his son. Overall, the song is a powerful reflection on learning from mistakes and choosing wisdom instead of repeating destructive patterns.

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Dead Men Read No Mail

My father died on Jan 02, 1995. He left no forwarding address.

Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail. I didn't expect much really, since my sisters and I had been careful to notify his bank, insurance agent and a host of other businesses that one of their customers was no more.

You would think a death notice would cut down on the amount of correspondence from those firms. Quite the contrary. Instead -- for months, mind you -- my deceased father continued to receive mail from companies that had been told of his passing but pressed on, determined to contact him anyway.

The first to hope for a reply from beyond the grave was my father's bank.

Dear Mr. Hanson,

Our records indicate payment is due for overdraft protection on your checking account. Efforts to contact you have proven unsuccessful. Therefore, we are automatically withdrawing your monthly $28.00 service charge from your account. Please adjust your records accordingly.

Sincerely,
The Phoenix Branch

Dear Phoenix Branch,

This is to notify you once again that Mr. Hanson died Jan 02, 1995. It is therefore unlikely he will be overdrawing his account. Please close his account, and adjust your books accordingly.

Sincerely,
Scott Hansom

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Later that same week, I receive this note from Dad's insurance company. Again, this is a firm that had been told in no uncertain terms of his death.

Dear Mr. Hanson,

It's time to renew your auto insurance policy! To continue your coverage, you must send $54.17 to this office immediately. Failure to do so will result in the cancellation of your policy, and interruption of your coverage.

Sincerely,
Your Insurance Agent

Dear Insurance Agent,

This is to remind you that Mr. Hanson has been dead since January. As such, the odds he'll be involved in a collision are quite minimal. Please cancel the policy, and adjust your books accordingly.

Sincerely,
Scott Hanson.

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The next day, I went to my mailbox to find this:

Dear Mr. Hanson,

Let me introduce myself. I am a psychic reader, and it is very important that you contact me immediately. I sense that you are about to enter a time of unprecedented financial prosperity. Please call the enclosed 900 number immediately, so I can tell you how best to take full advantage of the opportunities that are coming your way.

Sincerely,
Your Psychic Reader

Dear Psychic Reader,

My father regrets he will be unable to call your 900 number. As a psychic reader, I'm sure you already know my father is dead, and had been for more than three weeks when you mailed your letter to him. I sense my father would be more than happy to take you up on your offer of a psychic reading, should you care to meet with him personally.

Sincerely,
Scott Hanson

P.S. Should you be in contact with my father in the future, please ask him if he'd like to renew his car insurance.

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A few months of calm passed, and then these arrived:

Dear Mr. Hanson,

Our records indicate a balance of $112 has accrued for overdraft protection on your checking account. Efforts to contact you have proven unsuccessful. Please pay the minimum amount due, or contact this office to make other arrangements. We appreciate your business and look forward to serving all of your future borrowing needs.

Sincerely,
Your Bank's San Diego District Office

Dear San Diego District Office,

I am writing to you for the third time now to tell you my father died in January. Since then, the number of checks he's written has dropped dramatically. Being dead, he has no plans to use his overdraft protection or pay even the minimum amount due for a service he no longer needs. As for future borrowing needs, well, don't hold your breath.

Sincerely,
Scott Hanson

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Dear Mr. Hanson,

Records show you owe a balance of $54.17 to your insurance agent. Efforts to contact you have proven unsuccessful. Therefore, the matter has been turned over to us for collection. Please remit the amount of $54.17 to our office or we will be forced to take legal action to collect the debt.

Sincerely,
Your Insurance Agent's Collection Agency

Dear Collection Agency,

I told your client. Now I'm telling you. Dad's dead. He doesn't need insurance. He's dead. Dead, dead, dead. I doubt even your lawyers can change that. Please adjust your books accordingly.

Sincerely,
Scott Hanson

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A few more months, and:

Dear Mr. Hanson,

Our records show an unpaid balance of $224 has accrued for overdraft protection on your checking account. Our efforts to contact you have proven unsuccessful. Please remit the amount in full to this office, or the matter will be turned over to a collection agency. Such action will adversely affect your credit history.

Sincerely,
Your Bank's Los Angeles Regional Office

Dear Los Angeles Regional Office,

I am writing for the fourth time to the fourth person at the fourth address to tell your bank that my father passed away in January. Since that time, I've watched with a mixture of amazement and amusement as your bank continues to transact business with him. Now, you are even threatening his credit history. It should come as no surprise that you have received little response from my deceased father. It should also be small news that his credit history is of minor importance to him now. For the fourth and final time, please adjust your books accordingly.

Sincerely,
Scott Hanson

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Dear Mr. Hanson,

This is your final notice of payment due to your insurance agent. If our firm does not receive payment of $54.17, we will commence legal action on the matter. Please contact us at once.

Sincerely,
Your Insurance Agent's Collection Agency

Dear Insurance Agent's Collection Agency,

You may contact my father via the enclosed 900 number.

Sincerely,
Scott Hanson

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It has now been a couple of months since I've heard from these firms. Either the people writing these letters finally believe my father is dead, or they themselves have died and are now receiving similar correspondence.

Actually, there has been a lesson in these letters. Any one of them would be cause for great worry, if sent to a living person. The dead are immune from corporate bullying. There's nothing like dying to put business correspondence in its proper perspective.

Perhaps that's the best reason not to fear death. There's no post office there.

~ By Scott Hanson, from the Orlando Sentinel Star newspaper
(News reporter and anchor with WESH-Channel 2 in Orlando.)

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

If She Cannot Fix It, It’s Not Broken

Life has its many ups and downs. There are some weeks when there are more downs than ups. But if I didn’t have a down, I probably wouldn’t appreciate an up.

This past week was one of those down weeks. One day, we lost our electricity for maybe six hours, my printer died on me and some scammer tried to get money out of me by telling me my daughter was in jail and needed bail money.

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Susan Page writes . . . . 

A Story of Courage

Years ago, I was inspired when I watched Gabrielle (Gabby) Giffords being interviewed by Diane Sawyer on a televised special.

Gabby, a former member of the United States House of Representatives, had represented Arizona’s 8th congressional district since 2007. She is married to former astronaut and Space Shuttle Commander Mark Kelly.

On January 8, 2011, Giffords was a victim of a shooting near Tucson, at a supermarket where she was meeting publicly with constituents. She was critically injured by a gunshot wound to the head. Giffords was hospitalized and underwent life-saving surgery before being transferred to a rehabilitation facility where she recovered some of her ability to walk, speak, read, and write. On June 15th of that year, Gabby was released from the rehabilitation hospital to return home, where she continued her therapy.

Several things about this amazing woman and her journey stood out to me.

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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

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Sunday greetings everyone - Happy Mother’s Day to those of you who celebrate it!

I’m excited to report that my zero inbox dream has been realized. Some of you will remember I’ve been chasing this for years — trying to get organized and disciplined enough to actually run an empty inbox. The extra motivation finally came when I agreed to speak at a conference on the dream of a zero inbox; I gave that presentation a week ago Friday. The proof of the pudding showed up yesterday: when the batteries in the UPS for my workspace gave up the ghost, instead of it being a frustrating interruption of work I was behind on, I just headed out to run a nice Saturday errand and grab the replacements. Best Saturday I’ve had in a long time.

Today’s video share is a lovely Mother’s Day story — a Kansas reporter using her airtime to honour her mom by celebrating her scientific legacy. Her mother was the first to notice a biogeographical boundary cutting across the state — now called the Tatschl Line — and the piece is a great reminder that our moms had whole interesting lives before they were our moms.
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Enjoy the rest of today’s Digest.

~ Pastor Tim

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You Know You're Really a Mom When . . .

1.  You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

2.  You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry.

3.  You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

4.  You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

5.  Your child throws up and you catch it.

6.  Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.

7.  You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

8.  You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching.

9.  Your child insists that you read "Once Upon a Potty" out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, and you do it.

10.  You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

11.  You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

12.  You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.

13.  You hate the thought of his wife even more.

14.  You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.

15.  You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother.

16.  You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his first month at school, then obsess when he skips in without looking back the second time.

17.  You can't bear to give away baby clothes--it's so final.

18.  You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes."

19.  You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

20.  You read that the average five-year-old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is "above average."

21.  You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job," but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.

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One-Liner #2023

A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I'm going back to heavy cream!

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Marathon Donations 🏃♀️💸

I'm never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.

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Quote #2459

Mama’s hands tend you when you’re tiny, guide you as you grow, fold in prayer as you find your way, and never let you go.

—Jeannie Hund

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52 Bible Verses for Men Week 11: Like a Dog Song 12

This song carries a strong message about wisdom, discipline, and human nature. Inspired by biblical Proverbs, it warns against repeating the same mistakes over and over again, comparing foolish behavior to “a dog returning to its vomit.” The lyrics emphasize the importance of listening to advice, accepting correction, and growing through discipline.

It also highlights God’s guidance and discipline as an act of love, much like a father teaching his son. Overall, the song is a powerful reflection on learning from mistakes and choosing wisdom instead of repeating destructive patterns.

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Answered Prayer

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?"

Gary answered, soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle - and He did!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

If She Cannot Fix It, It’s Not Broken

Life has its many ups and downs. There are some weeks when there are more downs than ups. But if I didn’t have a down, I probably wouldn’t appreciate an up.

This past week was one of those down weeks. One day, we lost our electricity for maybe six hours, my printer died on me and some scammer tried to get money out of me by telling me my daughter was in jail and needed bail money.

Read more

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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

It's been a very busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I've got a handful of projects on the go — some brand new software I'm getting ready to release, plus an opportunity that came up this week to purchase a couple of websites that'll be a nice enhancement to what I'm already doing. I'll share more once the deal is closed and everything's transferred over.

In the meantime I'm feeling really positive about all of it, and really thankful too. A couple of years ago Jesus set me free from a pattern of self-sabotage I'd carried around for far too long, and I am genuinely enjoying watching how well things are going now.

Today's video share is an excellent example of what goes up must... go round and round and round.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.

~ Pastor Tim

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Sam's Fishing

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the lake with a boat full of fish. Stringer after stringer was packed with freshly caught trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.

So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off in Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.

Sam's approach was simple: He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it into the air. The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up.

Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam, "You can't do this! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every fine there is in the book!"

Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden with these words: "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?"

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One-Liner #2022

I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

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Venice Boat Incident? 😂

I'm sorry to hear your uncle got run over by a boat in Venice ... My gondolences.

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Quote #2458

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens."

- Mandy Hale

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52 Bible Verses for Men Week 10: Humbled

He humbled you causing you to hunger then feeding you with manna, which neither you nor your ancestors had known, to teach you that man does not live on bread alone but from every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord. Deuteronomy 8:3

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I'll be Happy When . . .

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.

After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire.

The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges.

It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.

Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with . . . and remember that time waits for no one.

So, stop waiting ...

...until your car or home is paid off.

...until you get a new car or home.

...until your kids leave the house.

...until you go back to school.

...until you finish school.

...until you lose 10 lbs.

...until you gain 10 lbs.

...until you get married.

...until you get a divorce.

...until you have kids.

...until you retire.

...until summer..

...until spring.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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Susan Page writes . . . . 

A Bible That is Falling Apart

There is a saying that goes something like this ... “Find a bible that is falling apart, and you’ll find a person who isn’t.”

A friend of mine shared that at her family’s Christmas gathering, her elderly father read the last chapter of Revelation to conclude his reading of the Bible in one year. He had been through a difficult year marked by health concerns and a major move, yet his testimony was gentle and strong. He told his wife, children, grandchildren, and first great-grandchild that he was relying on the truths of God’s Word.

This story encouraged and inspired me.

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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.