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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
We are continuing to enjoy a very mild winter at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but we may end up paying for that this summer because we don't have much snow pack in the mountains. Many cities on our island depend on that melting in the summer months for their water supply!
Today's video share is about a photographer who was accused of faking flamingos!
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
A Ridiculous List
To err is human, to forgive is divine,
to moo is bovine,
to bleat is ovine,
to oink is porcine,
to howl is lupine
to bark is canine,
to purr is feline.
This list is asinine.
One-Liner #1996
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, "What are all these buttons for?"
He said, "Those are to keep your shirt closed."
The Official Term
What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes, but isn't a dad?
A Faux Pa
Quote #2432
Me: "I need some help around here!"
Also Me: "No, not like that ... Here, I'll do it."
Mistakes
If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture!
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention!
If an explorer makes a mistake,
It's a new discovery!
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident!
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law!
If a professor makes a mistake,
It is a new theory!
If a hairstylist makes a mistake,
It's a new style!
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion!
If parents make a mistake,
It is a new generation!
If the boss makes a mistake,
It is our mistake!
If an employee makes a mistake,
Now, that is a "MISTAKE!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
What It Was, Was a Coughing and Sneezing Contest
The New Year started rather nicely for us. After all the exciting holiday activities, it was nice to settle into a more relaxed frame of mind. We had a whole week before us with nothing really to do and no place to go. What could be better?
I like it when there's not much to do, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has a very opposite view. If she's not doing something in her craft room, she can't handle it.
However, some things have a way of changing.
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A Pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
To everyone who wrote "stay cool" in my high school yearbook - I have some devastating news...
I'm currently reading a book on Do-It-Yourself house construction.
"For us to hate those who are in error, or talk of them with contempt or wish them ill, or do them wrong, is not according to the Spirit of Christ. You cannot cast out Satan by Satan, nor correct error by violence, nor overcome hate by hate. The conquering weapon of the Christian is love."
One of my friends told me about a powerful lesson in her daughter's high school class recently. They're learning about the Salem Witch Trials, and their teacher told them they were going to play a game.
My 7 year old just got mad at his brother and called him ugly and his brother got really upset about it and started crying.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand ... It's seven.
A genie asked, "What's your first wish?"
"I never want my kids to mess up and think 'Dad's gonna kill me!' I want their first thought to be 'I need to call my Dad.'"
May you know the warmth of God’s loving embrace
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
What did the drummer call his daughter?
This year I want to be more like Jesus:
The other day
I was hangin' out with a friend.
I knew a guy who worked in a morgue. When he was new to the job his coworkers encouraged him to prank the boss by getting on a slab in one of the drawers to jump-scare him when he pulled him out.
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
My boss calls me "The computer" because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.
Do the right thing.
I sat by a lovely man from Australia during the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games. He kept pulling out new flags from his bag and waving them. I asked him about it and he said,
It was Thursday, and as usual, I was busy working on weekend projects. My biggest project, of course, was my Sunday sermon. Most people don't understand the amount of hard work that goes into preparing a Sunday sermon. And I work hard.