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Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
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That is that word which should be used instead of which.
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A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.
Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.
My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
"I'm so pun at farties!"
- Major Mark W.
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
- Shirley Temple Black
It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety!
Precision is a fuzzy concept.
The answer is maybe, and that's final!
Please - I can only ignore one thing at a time.
Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen.
I am a firm believer in optimism; because if you don't have optimism, what else is there?
I absolutely refuse to be assertive!