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Laws of Parenthood

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Published: 11 January 2007

There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of Parenthood

A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.

Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.

The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.

A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.

The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.

A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge.

The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Type to a Million

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Published: 11 January 2007

From time to time there are people who just do stuff that is simply unbelievable not only from the stand point of what they did, but also in response to the question of why on earth they would do it.  (In the beginning a few people thought exactly that way of my wife for marrying me.  Today that number has increased.)

Anyway, it's not like she did something totally crazy like Les Stewart.  Les manually typed out each number between one and a million on a typewriter.  I don't know what brand of typewriter he used, but as you can read below he wore out 7 of them.

I wonder if he ever tried to get a corporate sponsor.  He seems like just the guy that Smith-Corona, IBM, or Toshiba would give a Porche to drive around when he went out for a new ribbon.


Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Missed Cues

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Published: 10 January 2007
This actually happend to CLeanLaugh list member Nila Wilhem.  She writes,

"Several years ago, we were rehearsing 'Little Women' for our Garland Civic Theatre.

The older gentleman who was playing the father's part was wearing a hearing aid.

We wondered why he kept missing his cues until we discovered that it was not a hearing aid.

He was listening to a ball game."
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Community Paper

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Published: 10 January 2007

Glenelg, Maryland is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community paper. I asked one old-timer about it.

He replied, "We all know what everybody else is doing, but we like to read the paper anyway to see who's been caught at it."

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Jet Man

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Published: 10 January 2007

One of the things I admire most about mankind is our ability to come up with creative ways to die while having an adrenalin rush.

Take me for example.  Though I did not die doing it, I did try to drive up a real snowy hill today just to see if my car would make it.  When it started to slide down backwards I remembered the sinking feeling I had during the last snow storm when I ripped the mirror off of the passenger side door trying to do the same thing on my friend's steep driveway.  

But like I said, I didn't die trying.  I mean, it's not like I strapped wings and 4 jet engines to my arms and jumped out of an airplane.  OK, that guy didn't die either, but I think that is more likely to get him before snowy hills do me.

Well, if you liked the jet powered bicycle, I think you will enjoy Jet Man.


 

Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

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Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

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If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

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Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

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And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 2048

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

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Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

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We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

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Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 2048

 

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