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One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
In simple English what does this translate to??
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
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When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.
Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.
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The largest fish I ever caught was a 36 pound Chinook Salmon. I can't say it was a lot of work because not having caught a lot of fish that size, I figured that was just the normal effort required for fishing.
I suppose that some of the ease with which I fished was due to the fact that I was with my brother-in-law and it was his boat, down riggers, poles, and bait. It was a great day and is a great memory to have. It couldn't have been easier - even if I was with fishing guide Bob Izumi. OK, I suppose the fish could have just jumped right into the boat.
Like that would happen!
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"We are going to visit my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Sammy said, "Actually, we are going to Ohio."
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In the early 1990's, when I was stationed at Caserma Carlo Ederle in Italy, it was very common to see soldiers riding bicycles back and forth to work.
So it came as no big surprise that, after a series of painfully comic accidents, a new policy was announced, saying in summary, "Soldiers shall no longer salute officers who are engaged in the riding of a bicycle."
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