Rube Goldberg Machines are pretty neat. I'm not sure what the fascination behind them is, but I suppose it's the same thing that makes us like the other kitchen gadgets, hardware gizmos, and homemade inventions of the world.
I don't speak Japanese myself, so I have no idea what these machines are promoting. The music that accompanies them is kind of catchy to - in an amusement park kind of way.
When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout counter.
During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. "How often do you do that?" one asked.
Before I could answer, the cashier, more than familiar with my routine, said, "Every three months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first."
I was told that this exercise is something that they test Air Force recruits with. I'm not sure if that is the case, but let me tell you that if they do, it appears that you won't soon be seeing me in any fighter jets, helicopters, or even a hang glider.
I'm probably more the type of guy they throw out of a plane (with a parachute) because even though I may not have the hand to eye coordination of a fighter pilot, I do know how to pray! And I'm not talkgin about to Jeronimo.
Anyway, to test your hand-eye co-ordination, simple click and hold on the red box and move it to keep it away from the blue boxes. Keep it away from the black walls too. That sounds easy enough doesn't it?
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
