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Still More Bulletin Bloopers

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Published: 12 November 2006

Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful.

The Jack and Kill Daycare is looking for someone to help part time on Saturdays.

We'll kick off the Christmas season this morning with our first hymn, "The First Nowell"

Our Wednesday Night Family Cafeteria meal will feature a variety of Chinese dishes including One Ton Soup.

Events: December 9th, Christmas Caroling at the Parkview Nursing Home 7:00 p.m., December 10th, Breakfast with Satan 6:00 to 9:00 a.m. in the Fellowship Hall.

The Youth Group had a scavenger hunt, did face painting, and played a game called, "Find the gun." They had a great time.

The Pastor's Corner: A Personal Massage from Jesus

Due to Construction on the North side of the parking lot, we will soon be changing entrances. Please exit the new driveway which is the one in between the old entrance and the old exit. Please exit from the new exit which is the old entrance.

Our Senior's group is sponsoring a dance December 12. You can Dance the Night Away from 5:00 until 7:00 p.m. for only $5 per person.

What are you doing for Lunch Tuesday? Local Funeral Director Barry Gilbert will talk about the benefits of cremation.

The Riegieman Chiropractic Center will host Kid's Day this Saturday. They'll be treating the youth group to spinal exams, backpack checks, I.D. Cards, etc.

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Tow Request

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Published: 11 November 2006

The minister's car wouldn't start and so he called the garage to come and tow it in for repairs. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister says, "I hope you go easy on me. You know I'm only a poor preacher."

"I know," replied the tow truck driver... "I've heard you preach."

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Gridlock Game

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Published: 12 November 2006

Here's a really fun game where you move the blocks around to open the path to slide the blue bar through the opening.  I don't know how many levels there are in this challenge, so just be careful in the event that there are enough to stretch your morning coffee break right through lunch and up to the time your boss calls you into the office to suggest its time you put your resume on monster.com and find a job as a professional game player.

Here's how to play:

Drag the blocks to move them left or right or up or down,
depending upon their orientation.
The object is to move the blueblock out through the opening on the right.
When you complete a level, level up and down buttons appear
appropriately under the level indicator.
All your progress is automatically saved.

 

 

Last Updated: 21 May 2012

Last One Comeback

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Published: 10 November 2006

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"

"Oh, not any more," the other woman replied.

"What stopped him?" asked the first.

"I started talking about my next husband," replied the second woman.

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

The Twelve Recounts of Christmas 2000

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Published: 10 November 2006

On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
a disputed presidency.

On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the third recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the fourth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the fifth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
five...  court filings!
-- Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the sixth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
six disenfranchised voters, five...  court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the seventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five...  court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the eighth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five...  court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the ninth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five...  court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the tenth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five...  court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the eleventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five...  court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.

On the twelveth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
twelve lawyers lying, eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five...  court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins...

and...  a disputed presidency
Last Updated: 27 October 2015
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
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