"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster."
"NO!" said the horse, "I said 'feedbag' not 'feedback'."
"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster."
"NO!" said the horse, "I said 'feedbag' not 'feedback'."
A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" The goober replies, "No, I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!" Again the goober says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"
The goober hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
My wife Delores never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension in the band rehearsal hall.
"He can be reached at 4700, Ma'am," the soldier advised.
With a sigh of exasperation, my wife responded, "And just what time is that?"
Enough here for many to laugh at themselves.
CANADIAN UNIVERSITY LIGHT-BULB JOKES
How many Lakehead students does it take to change a light-bulb?
None---Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.
How many U of T students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two--One to change the light-bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Algonquin students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many Nipissing students does it take to change a light-bulb?
None--Sudbury looks better in the dark.
How many Queen's students does it take to change a light-bulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him How many Waterloo students does it take to change a light-bulb?
five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked light-bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
How many Western students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five--One to change the light-bulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
How many McMaster students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as a Queen's student.
How many St. Lawrence College students does it take to change a light-bulb?
One--she calls a Gael to do it.
How many Carleton students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the light-bulb wouldn't go out.
How many McGill students does it take to change a light-bulb?
One--but she can't do it on Friday night.
How many Brock students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in an eatery. It contained dark flecks of seasoning, but two of the spots were suspicious.
"Hey," he called out to the waitress, "these particles in my soup, aren't they foreign objects?"
She scrutinized his bowl. "No, sir!" she reassured him. "Those things live around here."
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