Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Now That I'm Older, I'm Still Not Wiser
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3034
4 min read

Now That I'm Older, I'm Still Not Wiser

Now that summer is over and the children are back in school I found myself indulging in a little bit of retrospective thinking. It took some doing but I was able to think all the back to when I was a ... read more..
No Gun Hunting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5132
<1min

No Gun Hunting

There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun. The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" ... read more..
Bear Release
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4761
<1min

Bear Release

Having not released any bears in my lifetime, I am not sure if these pictures depict a good, bad or average bear releasing day.  Whichever it is, I am sure this story is told at their Christmas party ... read more..
If it Wasn't for Grandparents
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3864
4 min read

If it Wasn't for Grandparents

Some jobs carry a lot of prestige, glamour and worldwide recognition. A few, however, are not too interested in those sorts of things. We do not care who knows what we do, as long as we know what we a... read more..
"Helping" God's Will in Others
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2411
<1min

"Helping" God's Will in Others

God does not need our help, but there are some principles we can follow to appropriately help His will happen in the lives of others. {audio}podcast/sm20090913.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
New Pet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5180
<1min

New Pet

A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He stopped and picked it up and headed home to the city with his new found pet.  As the man drove home, the piglet jum... read more..
Valedictorian
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9903
<1min

Valedictorian

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian.He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister w... read more..
Makes you think about a Penny!
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
14480
3 min read

Makes you think about a Penny!

You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about... read more..
Block Pile
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3466
<1min

Block Pile

Sorry for the false alarm.  I had been hoping to show a flash file here but I could not get it to resize to fit on the page nicely.  I'll find something new for here soon.... read more..
Chopsticks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10643
<1min

Chopsticks

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks.  He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks were provided only on request.""But," the man coun... read more..
Working for the Lord
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2566
<1min

Working for the Lord

Life has all kinds of work for us to do.  Do it all for the Lord. {audio}podcast/sm20090906.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Slow Down and Enjoy the Journey
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2703
4 min read

Slow Down and Enjoy the Journey

Last Tuesday I was sulking around the house complaining about the passing of the summer and how it goes by so fast. Personally, I think I have a right to complain in my own house. After all, I pay the... read more..
Hot Shot Pilot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5526
<1min

Hot Shot Pilot

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hot dog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hot dog said over the air, "An... read more..
Limo Jump
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3626
<1min

Limo Jump

What do you do with a nasty, run-down limosine ready for the junkers? You see how far it will fly for a world record limo jump!  At least that's what you do at Western Speedway in Victoria BC. ... read more..
Wallpaper Jobs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5341
<1min

Wallpaper Jobs

Joan decided to redecorate. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need for the bedroom but she knew that Buffy next door had recently done the same job, and the two apartments were ide... read more..
Prenatal Visit
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4961
<1min

Prenatal Visit

A couple was making their first visit to Dr. Mike Wilson prior to the birth of their first child.After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The ... read more..
Fore!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4965
<1min

Fore!

My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?""Five," answered the nephew."Okay," my b... read more..
A Tribute to an Old Friend
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3073
4 min read

A Tribute to an Old Friend

I was frantically searching for something I desperately needed when I stumbled upon something I had long ago forgotten. I am always trying to find something that I know where it is at but I just canno... read more..
The proper use of prayer
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
2529
<1min

The proper use of prayer

This is a message from guest speaker, John Reaume. John uses the illustration that prayer is a lot like being the best telecommunication company in the universe, with God being the one answering billi... read more..
The Last of the Summer Whine
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2906
4 min read

The Last of the Summer Whine

Summer has a peculiar way about it. It takes its time in getting here and then gets out of town as soon as possible before people realize it is gone. This has happened this year for me.I have waited a... read more..
The Straight Line of Life
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3534
<1min

The Straight Line of Life

The life of following Jesus is a straight line with a high purpose and an end. {audio}podcast/sm20090816.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
And the Heat Goes On...and on...and on
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2794
4 min read

And the Heat Goes On...and on...and on

This past week found me in a bit of trouble with the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage... well, more than normal. It has become rather normal for me to be in trouble with her. No matter how hard I tr... read more..
Most Cherished Offering
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2733
<1min

Most Cherished Offering

How we cherish the greatest blessings God has given us can reveal how deep our trust or mistrust of God is. {audio}podcast/sm20090809.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Things I Usually Forget
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2664
4 min read

Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Things I Usually Forget

Icannot tell you how many times the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has explained the difference between things to remember and things to be forgotten. Without boasting, I believe I could give the ... read more..
Bouncy Balls
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3618
<1min

Bouncy Balls

Who hasn't ever wanted this many bouncy balls to just drop and see what happens? I think the only drawback would be wanting to pick them all up again to try the next location that came to mind. ... read more..
Only Son - No Beginning
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2736
<1min

Only Son - No Beginning

Jesus is God's only son, but that does not mean He was created or has a beginning. {audio}podcast/sm20090802.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
A Good Time Was Had by All
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2819
4 min read

A Good Time Was Had by All

Having a good time may not be the highest priority in life but it sure beats hitting your thumb with a hammer. Sometimes, try as we might, having a good time is an elusive dream.Recently, I and some g... read more..
Friendship Treaty
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3051
<1min

Friendship Treaty

Seek and take care of the friendships God brings to your life. {audio}podcast/sm20090726.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Here I Am Again
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3217
<1min

Here I Am Again

The consequences of sin often affect our lives multiple times.  When we have trusted Jesus, God is faithful to us in those multiple times too. Please note: due to technical difficulties this recordin... read more..
Friendship Poems
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5739
<1min

Friendship Poems

Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, let's try this my way...just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. Wh... read more..
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