Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Misc
Teresa Hauber
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Merry Christmas Family!

WOW... We have been off line forever it seems.. I sure do hope it will not be long before we can get back. I have only a few mintutes as I am at my son's house and need to get a lot done in read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2903
2 min read

Good Morning 12-13

"I thank my God upon every remembrance of you." Phil. 1:3-5   When was the last time you wrote a letter? Before the invention of the telephone and email, writing was the only way read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4778
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Stereograms

It may sound like someone has mailed you a new stereo system, but a stereogram is actually a 3 dimensional image you can see if you relax your eyes a certain way. The first time I ever saw one read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5278
<1min

Newlywed Breakfast

"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready." "Good, what are we having for breakfast," said read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3331
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Lengthy Discourse

A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point during his sermon and a member of the congregation responded with "Amen" or "That's right, preacher" he would get... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4345
6 min read

To Be All Wrapped Up And Nowhere To Go

Each Christmas season brings with it all sorts of wonderful things. Topping the list is Christmas caroling and celebrating with our family and friends, and even people we don’t like. After a read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2822
2 min read

Good Morning 12-12

"Who can stand when He appears? For he will be like a refiner's fire or a launderer's soap." - Malachi 3:1-4   Have you ever built a new home or remolded an old one? Some s read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4794
<1min

No More Gators

While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat.  He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3320
<1min

Golf Survey

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate play... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2670
2 min read

Companies Not Delivering Our Mail

There are some internet companies (listed at the end of this page) that will not deliver our e-mail to their clients. Why? One reason is their spam filters. We don't send spam. We read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2442
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Reasons Given for Unsubscribing

Here are some of our favorite and most entertaining reasons people have given for unsubscribing from some or all of our lists. "You are retarded." - Jenny "not send something everyday, becau... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2957
5 min read

Bounce Management Policies

A bounce is a system message that is returned with information about why an e-mail could not be delivered. Bounces matching the following rules result in the bouncing e-mail address read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2212
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Unsubscribe

If you are trying to unsubscribe from just one of the lists offered through our system, please follow the directions posted here. If you want to unsubscribe your address address and ne read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2399
<1min

Change Your Subscription

There are a number of options available to change the details of your CybersaltLists subscription. Option 1 In order to change the details of your subscription, please use the link at read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
22912
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Contact Us

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Policies
Pastor Tim
3568
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Privacy Policy

Pastor Tim and Cybersalt do not sell, loan, or give away the e-mail addresses of those subscribed to newsletters and lists hosted by our site. So be assured that you can subscribe to any of the lists... read more..

Policies
Pastor Tim
4246
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Anti Spam Policy

Hi. I'm Pastor Tim Davis - a real life pastor of a real life church. In September of 1998, I innocently started an e-mail list for sending jokes to my family and friends. Somehow other people began t... read more..

CybersaltLists
Pastor Tim
3408
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There's a newsletter for you!

Since starting the CleanLaugh List in 1998, Pastor Tim has become known as a reliable and safe source of entertainment and inspiration on the net. All of his e-mail lists are free to subscribe to. Yo... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2733
2 min read

Good Morning 12-11

"Prepare the way for the LORD." Luke 3:4   Again we take another look at yesterday's Gospel text. There is something persistently compelling about the figure of John the Bapti read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2714
<1min

Rabid Transit

Here's a tough truck contest with a twist to it - an art element.  It's interesting to see the Chinese approach to the obstacles in this race.  I've been around a few monster t read more..

Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
6158
7 min read

Immanu - el

G. Campbell Morgan once said, ?A man's concept of God creates his attitude toward the hour in which he lives.? It's like the story of the bible college students who were taking apples from the cafeter... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5000
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Goober Travel Times

A Goober gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. "About two hours," says the conductor. "OK," said the man...  "then how l... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3237
<1min

Naturally Born

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States.After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the stu... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2740
2 min read

Good Morning 12-10

THE SECOND SUNDAY IN ADVENT   "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Malachi 3:1-4 Phil. 1:3-11 Luke 3:1-6 Psalm 126   God's read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4740
<1min

Funny Boss

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matte... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4656
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The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

Here are the top ten excuses the Bethlehem Innkeeper gave for not giving Joseph and Mary a room. The Innkeepers Top 10 Excuses... 10. Roman's "Stay Free" promotion a bit too successful. 9. Wife sai... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4538
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Smart Chauffer

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.  One night as they were driving to yet anothe... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2831
2 min read

Good Morning 12-09

"The LORD is our righteousness." Jer. 33:16   Again we return to the Scriptures from Sunday. Let us see how they come together.   Martin Luther made a grand discovery. At on read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3481
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Tree Faller

While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pe... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3302
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Carrot Museum

One of my favorite vegetables in in the whole world is the carrot because it's orange - which also gives you a clue about my favorite fruit too. I can't say, however, that I love carrot read more..