Monthly Archive

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I Love My Imperfections
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1516
4 min read

I Love My Imperfections

Unlike most people, I love my imperfections; those imperfections of mine do not cause me much trouble. I know most people like to focus on their perfections so that they can impress other people. But... read more..
Getting Younger
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4053
<1min

Getting Younger

Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. "Sam, you're in excellent shape for an ... read more..
Parcel Precipitation
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
11375
<1min

Parcel Precipitation

I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet. He said, "Postage dew."... read more..
Quote #2161
Quotes
Susan Davis
1195
<1min

Quote #2161

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." - G. K. Chesterton read more..
One-Liner #1725
One-liners
Susan Davis
1312
<1min

One-Liner #1725

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 right now.... read more..
Park Dollar
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2842
<1min

Park Dollar

Rachel asked her mom for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. Kathy, impressed by her daughter's kindness, gave her the dollar. "There you are Rachel," said Kathy. "But, tell me, isn't ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4804 - February 19, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4804 - February 19, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I was paid a very nice compliment by a client this week. They said, "You are absolutely A-1 in our book! Thank ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 19, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1044
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was paid a very nice compliment by a client this week. They said, "You are absolutely A-1 in our book! Thank you so very much for all your hard work! We aren't your... read more..
Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1456
4 min read

Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath

If you had the opportunity to speak to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, she would probably tell you that one of my strengths is forgetting. I'm not sure how far into the subject she would get. ... read more..
Quote #2160
Quotes
Susan Davis
1277
<1min

Quote #2160

“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team.” - A. W. Tozer... read more..
One-Liner #1724
One-liners
Susan Davis
1096
<1min

One-Liner #1724

Want to know what worry really is? A waste of time.... read more..
Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6796
<1min

Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for... read more..
Don't Get Permanently Pressed
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3446
<1min

Don't Get Permanently Pressed

Washable: What a cowboy does very carefully... read more..
Obedience, Ten Commandments
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2706
<1min

Obedience, Ten Commandments

Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!" Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments." The min... read more..
Kill The Umpire
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3870
<1min

Kill The Umpire

During a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she constantly yelled, "Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. "Lady," a nearby fan fi... read more..
Who’s Really in Charge?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1626
4 min read

Who’s Really in Charge?

Living in the country, our family did not have a television in our home. Unfortunately, most people in our neighborhood did not have a television. That was just normal. Somehow we managed to entertai... read more..
Lawnyer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4363
<1min

Lawnyer

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect. Asked abou... read more..
Marriage License
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3461
<1min

Marriage License

Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold. "We're from out of state," said... read more..
Weather Attack
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2754
<1min

Weather Attack

It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded. The entire city was taken by storm.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4803 - February 16, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4803 - February 16, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a question for you that probably sounds like something your mother once asked you, "If 244 people jumped ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 16, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
999
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a question for you that probably sounds like something your mother once asked you, "If 244 people jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" In today's video share you... read more..
Nothing Like An Old Fashion Scam
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1363
4 min read

Nothing Like An Old Fashion Scam

Scams have become the norm of our culture today. If it weren’t for Alexander Graham Bell, we wouldn’t have all of these scams today. Thanks Alex. These scams go from car warranties to Medicare benefi... read more..
Quote #2159
Quotes
Susan Davis
1282
<1min

Quote #2159

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell read more..
One-Liner #1723
One-liners
Susan Davis
1160
<1min

One-Liner #1723

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4802 - February 12, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4802 - February 12, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Thanks to Cybersaltine, Linda F, for catching that the student in the item "Gullibiity" started out as a she an... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 12, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1029
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thanks to Cybersaltine, Linda F, for catching that the student in the item "Gullibiity" started out as a she and ended up as a he. I wasn't sure which to correct so I Goog... read more..
How Much Coffee Is Too Much Coffee?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1509
4 min read

How Much Coffee Is Too Much Coffee?

I will be the first to confess that I love my coffee, especially in the morning. When anybody asks how much coffee is enough, I usually say, “Just one more cup.” My day cannot get started until I’ve ... read more..
Quote #2158
Quotes
Susan Davis
1193
<1min

Quote #2158

"We wrong those near us in being independent of them. God himself would not be happy without his Son. We ought to lean on each other, giving and receiving - not as weaklings, but as lovers. Love is st read more..
One-Liner #1722
One-liners
Susan Davis
1193
<1min

One-Liner #1722

I'm gonna spend Valentine's Day with my ex... Box 360.... read more..
Ancient Love Story
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3874
<1min

Ancient Love Story

Archaeologists will date any old thing.... read more..
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