Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Awake Tip
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3861
<1min

Awake Tip

Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to ... read more..
Officers Catch Their Quarry
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2463
<1min

Officers Catch Their Quarry

A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.... read more..
An Elder's Perspective
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1420
2 min read

An Elder's Perspective

I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my childr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4759 - September 1, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4759 - September 1, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities ove... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 1, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1055
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor ... read more..
Cardless Flowers
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3421
<1min

Cardless Flowers

The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came ... read more..
One-Liner #1679
One-liners
Susan Davis
1214
<1min

One-Liner #1679

"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels." - Tim Vine read more..
Quote #2116
Quotes
Susan Davis
1318
<1min

Quote #2116

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A. A. Milne read more..
Kremlinsoleum
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2846
<1min

Kremlinsoleum

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.... read more..
Humility, Gratitude, Friendship, Arrogance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2762
<1min

Humility, Gratitude, Friendship, Arrogance

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work... read more..
Will She Say Yes?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3773
<1min

Will She Say Yes?

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your ch... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4758 - August 28, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4758 - August 28, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Yesterday was an enjoyable family day of chasing Pokemon around with my daughter and son-in-law. I know some of... read more..
The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1782
4 min read

The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds

A few months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage bought a harp and began teaching herself how to play it. She can play the piano, organ, flute, and sometimes me. Now she has graduated to the h... read more..
One-Liner #1678
One-liners
Susan Davis
1414
<1min

One-Liner #1678

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.... read more..
Quote #2115
Quotes
Susan Davis
1190
<1min

Quote #2115

"Christians should be the boldest people in the world - not cocky and sure of ourselves, but sure of Him." - A. W. Tozer read more..
The French Legionnaires
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9155
3 min read

The French Legionnaires

There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost.  They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resig... read more..
I Can't See You
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2623
<1min

I Can't See You

An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.... read more..
Church Attendance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3100
<1min

Church Attendance

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they were not attending church, and the fish were not biting. The first guy eventually says: "I should have stayed ho... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 28, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1043
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Yesterday was an enjoyable family day of chasing Pokemon around with my daughter and son-in-law. I know some of you play too so I hope you had a fun day too! Today's vide... read more..
Vacation Shopping
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2933
<1min

Vacation Shopping

Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough time for shopping. Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small town near Lo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4757 - August 25, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4757 - August 25, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last w... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 25, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last week I have my co-op students working for me (although I may ... read more..
Quote #2114
Quotes
Susan Davis
1179
<1min

Quote #2114

"Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary." - Leonard Sweet read more..
Husband's Estimate
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3953
<1min

Husband's Estimate

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly... read more..
Crime-up on Aisle 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Crime-up on Aisle 2

A store detective is a counter spy.... read more..
Faith, Being Prepared
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Faith, Being Prepared

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the capta... read more..
One-Liner #1677
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1677

I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4756 - August 21, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4756 - August 21, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Our eldest daughter and her son returned home yesterday morning after a very enjoyable 2 week/1 week (he was he... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 21, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1059
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Our eldest daughter and her son returned home yesterday morning after a very enjoyable 2 week/1 week (he was here a week before she was) visit. This is a picture from one ... read more..
Quote #2113
Quotes
Susan Davis
1226
<1min

Quote #2113

"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing." - Seneca read more..
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