Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Good News and Bad News for a Pastor
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Good News and Bad News for a Pastor

Good News and Bad News for a Pastor Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get... read more..
Quote #2063
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2063

"When in doubt, look intelligent!" - Garrison Keillor read more..
One-Liner #1626
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1626

So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?... read more..
Grandma's Meat Loaf
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Grandma's Meat Loaf

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the r... read more..
Treetop Service
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Treetop Service

Sign on a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."... read more..
Deep Thoughts on Work
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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1 min read

Deep Thoughts on Work

* Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing. * At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carry read more..
I Just Kissed Yesterday Goodbye
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1487
4 min read

I Just Kissed Yesterday Goodbye

Focus is an essential part of getting something done. Sometimes my focus is more on yesterday than it is today. I waste a lot of time looking backward. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often re... read more..
Encouraging Preachers, Pastoral Change
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2546
<1min

Encouraging Preachers, Pastoral Change

How to Get Rid of Your Preacher: - Look him straight in the eye and say 'Amen' once in a while. He'll preach himself to death within a few weeks. - Pat him on the back and brag on his good points. H... read more..
I Didn’t Do It My Way
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1590
4 min read

I Didn’t Do It My Way

I don’t think I’ve learned very much during my life. I just bounce from day to day and take what comes. The one thing I did learn as I look back is, for the most part, I didn’t do it my way. Remembe... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4703 - January 9, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4703 - January 9, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Thank you so much for all of the messages of sympathy, condolence, and encouragement after the passing of my sis... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 9, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 9, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you so much for all of the messages of sympathy, condolence, and encouragement after the passing of my sister, Melissa. Susan and I appreciate all of your spoken and ... read more..
Blood Flow
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Blood Flow

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would t... read more..
Quote #2062
Quotes
Susan Davis
1277
<1min

Quote #2062

"One thing I have learned from marriage is that my wife and I excel at misunderstanding. Clearly there is only one way to understand what I just said, right? I mean, what other way could there possibl read more..
One-Liner #1625
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1625

Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.... read more..
Stand-up Comedy
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4140
<1min

Stand-up Comedy

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. We asked one of the standard questions, "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?" "Yes, it has a kickstand... read more..
Age Gamble
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4160
<1min

Age Gamble

A lady was having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she was down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaimed, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4702 - January 6, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4702 - January 6, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2022 - Happy New Year! I had intended to send a new year mailing out sooner than this, but simp... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 6, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1036
2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2021

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2022 - Happy New Year! I had intended to send a new year mailing out sooner than this, but simply ran out of energy and emotional gas on the weekend. In my... read more..
One-Liner #1624
One-liners
Susan Davis
1509
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One-Liner #1624

"I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented ... I forgot where I was going with this..." read more..
Travel Restrictions
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Travel Restrictions

Don't cut through the wheat field Granny! You're going against the grain.... read more..
Living the Christian Life, Christ in Us
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Living the Christian Life, Christ in Us

This is a story about a little girl who, on the way home from church, turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the Preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?" The ... read more..
Looking for the Lift
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Looking for the Lift

As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked me where the lift was. "Go down the hill," ... read more..
Quote #2061
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2061

"There comes a point where we need to stop just pulling people out of the river. We need to go upstream and find out why they're falling in." - Desmond Tutu read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4701 - December 30, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
176
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4701 - December 30, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, the last Chicken Thursday of 2021! Before moving to Vancouver Island, 25 years ago, I was somewhat of a railfan. But with no regul... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 30, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 30, 2021

Oh look, the last Chicken Thursday of 2021! Before moving to Vancouver Island, 25 years ago, I was somewhat of a railfan. But with no regular trains around here I've put that interest on the back bur... read more..
The Twelve Thank-you Notes of Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6239
3 min read

The Twelve Thank-you Notes of Christmas

Dec 25My dearest darling Edward,What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear-tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present! Bless you, and thank... read more..
Praise Correction
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7217
2 min read

Praise Correction

At the Sunday morning church service, the minister asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a Prai... read more..
Quote #2060
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2060

"Celebrate endings - for they precede new beginnings." - Jonathan Huie read more..
One-Liner #1623
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1623

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.... read more..
Childish Wisdom
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Childish Wisdom

A few days after Christmas, my six-year-old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, my PlayStation that I got and ... read more..
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