Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Horseshoe Impression
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2466
<1min

Horseshoe Impression

One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to a... read more..
Quote #2017
Quotes
Susan Davis
1511
<1min

Quote #2017

"One of the positive features of a season of liminality is that it provides a pause that lets what has to belong in the past to be left in the past, so that the future can come can as it must and bl read more..
Cybersalt News - June 17, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1124
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 17, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news, figuratively and literally, around Cybersalt World Headquarters is Grandma Cybersalt have a new grandson! Isaac Timothy Driver was born at 1:16pm, weighing ... read more..
Van Woes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5737
<1min

Van Woes

A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign. "Hey, lady, have you forgotten h... read more..
Paying Through the Nose
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2736
<1min

Paying Through the Nose

Drug research companies have created their own cold rush.... read more..
A Survivor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2639
2 min read

A Survivor

"I've had laryngitis, tonsillitis, hepatitis, meningitis, appendicitis, tendinitis, and colitis. I've also suffered from gastritis, bronchitis, gingivitis, bursitis, and arthritis. "I've been held up read more..
One-Liner #1580
One-liners
Susan Davis
1462
<1min

One-Liner #1580

I'm the type of wife that will help my husband look for his chocolate, that I ate.... read more..
Office Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5516
<1min

Office Dog

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..
It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1864
4 min read

It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To

Like everybody else, I have my share of trouble. It’s not that I want to get into trouble, but trouble always seems to be somewhere near where I am at the time. I regret that time when I was first int... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4653 - June 13, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4653 - June 13, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news, figuratively and literally, around Cybersalt World Headquarters is Grandma Cybersalt have a new gr... read more..
Mommy Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4270
<1min

Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside an... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4652 - June 10, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4652 - June 10, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics t... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 10, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1139
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics that go out in the Cybersalt Digest? If you are, drop me an e... read more..
Operations Conversation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4521
<1min

Operations Conversation

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here ... read more..
Quote #2015
Quotes
Susan Davis
1496
<1min

Quote #2015

"Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." - Joshua J. Marine read more..
A Cobbler Nose the Answer
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1693
<1min

A Cobbler Nose the Answer

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? "A shoe."... read more..
One-Liner #1578
One-liners
Susan Davis
1515
<1min

One-Liner #1578

My going out clothes have missed me so much; I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tightly I couldn't move!... read more..
Delegation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2511
<1min

Delegation

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agenc... read more..
Do You Have?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3885
<1min

Do You Have?

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well... read more..
To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1803
4 min read

To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call

One day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that I take a day and not go to the office and just pander around the house. Sometimes it's neces... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4651 - June 6, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4651 - June 6, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 6, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1184
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It costs nothing to be kind to someone. Gentle words of encou... read more..
Quote #2014
Quotes
Susan Davis
1516
<1min

Quote #2014

"There is a wisdom of the head, and ... there is a wisdom of the heart." - Charles Dickens, Hard Times read more..
Acceleration Factor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3418
<1min

Acceleration Factor

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD. There were four of us in the car so we were through there in no time.... read more..
Hebrews 9:27, Eternity, Life, Death
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2679
<1min

Hebrews 9:27, Eternity, Life, Death

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate. The clerk looked at my driver's... read more..
Birthday Wish
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3835
<1min

Birthday Wish

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"? "Wel... read more..
One-Liner #1577
One-liners
Susan Davis
1431
<1min

One-Liner #1577

When a teenager is watching TV, listening to her music, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4650 - June 3, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4650 - June 3, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 3, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1089
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 3, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever you are - be it morning, afternoon, evening or tomorrow - I ... read more..
Beef Tongue
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7723
<1min

Beef Tongue

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the but... read more..
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