Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
362
<1min

Quote #2447

"Adoption is the highest privilege of the gospel. The traitor is forgiven, brought in for supper, and given the family name." - J. I. Packer read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3894
2 min read

Sleep in a Storm

Years ago a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast. He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
348
<1min

One-Liner #2011

Sometimes people come into your life - and they need to stop doing that.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
690
4 min read

Just Honing My "Old Goat" Skills

I'm rather new to this "getting old" stage of life. Up to now, all my life has been young and innocent. Unfortunately, those days have passed. It's hard to get adjusted to old age because I've never ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
173
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5096 - March 26, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The computer is currently fighting me as I try to get today's mailing together, so I am just going to not look it in the eye and back away slowly. Tod read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
285
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The computer is currently fighting me as I try to get today's mailing together, so I am just going to not look it in the eye and back away slowly. Todays' video share capt... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
412
<1min

Quote #2446

"You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police." - Joan Rivers read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
336
<1min

I Cried.

Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5386
<1min

Owed to Spell Checquer

Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar wri... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3163
<1min

πŸš‚πŸ„ The Slow Train

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
646
2 min read

Sacrifice

I recently read this post on Facebook: Yeah! I am a winner at Roll up the Rim! I won the invitation to "Please Play Again.”Comment: You misread it ... it says please pray again. We can easily fall i... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
367
<1min

One-Liner #2010

Sometimes tough parenting requires that you tell your kids that they need to clean their rooms before they can have a donut, while you sit eating donuts yelling, "Hurry, they are almost gone!"... read more..

Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
633
2 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 8: Training the Body, Training the Soul

Hello friends, welcome back. This is episode 8 of my challenge to write 52 songs this year based on the little book *52 Bible Verses forMen* by Samuel Duth. Today I'm exploring the eighth verse in the... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
161
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5095 - March 22, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Yesterday, once again, Grammar Cybersalt had me up the ladder β€” and I went willingly, "saws all" in hand β€” as she pointed out branches in our fruit tr read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
302
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 22, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday, once again, Grammar Cybersalt had me up the ladder β€” and I went willingly, "saws all" in hand β€” as she pointed out branches in our fruit trees that she wanted tr... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
394
<1min

Fish Fins for Instant Calm

Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain due to al the indoor fins...... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
438
<1min

Quote #2445

Ten Ways to Love Listen without interrupting (Proverbs 18) Speak without accusing. (James 1:19) Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26) Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1:9) Answer without argu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2955
<1min

Who's the Funny One?

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3787
<1min

Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny. "My mother can," Danny replied. "Really?" "Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
508
4 min read

Just Another Pain in the Neck

For some reason, the other week I thought of my maternal grandfather, who I was named after. He had a farm up in the hills of Pennsylvania, and when I would visit, my cousins and I would get together... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
383
<1min

One-Liner #2009

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
182
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5094 - March 19, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I easily tire of telemarketers calling me about my phone and internet accounts, but my supplier (Telus) actually contacted me last week with an offer read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
277
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I easily tire of telemarketers calling me about my phone and internet accounts, but my supplier (Telus) actually contacted me last week with an offer that is saving me a go... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
329
<1min

Quote #2444

"Scientists have discovered that hearing opposing viewpoints causes no real harm." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
372
<1min

The Ultimate Lazy Award

What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
330
<1min

One-Liner #2008

Life is simpler when you're nonchalant; as soon as you start chalanting, it all goes sideways.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3914
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Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired after a career of incompetence he went to see the head of human resources.  "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5408
<1min

Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?" "I think I can do that. Why?" "'Cuz Dad says when you croak, we're going to Disneyworld" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3874
3 min read

Choosing a Successor

A successful businessman knew it was time to choose a successor to lead his business. Instead of appointing one of his directors, or one of his children, he decided to call the company's young execut... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
649
2 min read

Blessed are the Forgiven

While travelling, I listened to a singer whose lyrics often touch my soul deeply, leading me to pause and pray. Steve Bell regularly writes his songs based on words from Scripture. On this day, the so... read more..