Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Watch Who's Watching
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1763
<1min

Watch Who's Watching

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4515 - January 5, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4515 - January 5, 2020

  Issue #4515                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great yea read more..
Cybersalt News - January 5, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1193
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..
One-Liner #1442
One-liners
Susan Davis
1729
<1min

One-Liner #1442

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that  . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..
Respect
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2824
<1min

Respect

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..
Seat Sacrifice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7858
<1min

Seat Sacrifice

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'... read more..
Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1842
4 min read

Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes

After months of planning and rearranging our schedule, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finally organized a little vacation time for Christmas. It takes an awful lot of work for her and, I let ... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 29, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1281
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same. Rev. James... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4514 - December 29, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4514 - December 29, 2019

  Issue #4514                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the ye read more..
Christmas Thank You
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4153
<1min

Christmas Thank You

The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle in the church's soon to be put away nativity scene when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned a... read more..
Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6667
5 min read

Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts

The Christmas frenzy is over and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly are sitting back surveying our Christmas plunder. Only a few days ago, the house was ablaze with Christmas light... read more..
Quote #1879
Quotes
Susan Davis
1937
<1min

Quote #1879

"If serving is below you, leadership is beyond you." - Unknown read more..
Test Anxiety
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2336
<1min

Test Anxiety

Next week we have a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.... read more..
One-Liner #1441
One-liners
Susan Davis
1785
<1min

One-Liner #1441

Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.... read more..
Simple Operation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4436
<1min

Simple Operation

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation. Don't worry, I'm sur... read more..
Hey You Kids . . .
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1765
<1min

Hey You Kids . . .

“How’s it going, Mr. Jello?” “Same mould same mould.”... read more..
Many Happy Returns
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2978
<1min

Many Happy Returns

"'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of th read more..
Christmas Tree Pack
Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
2661
<1min

Christmas Tree Pack

Here's a post Christmas time saving tip! ... read more..
Minnesota Chill
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4591
<1min

Minnesota Chill

The temperature had taken an overnight plunge, and Minnesota reaffirmed its reputation as one of the nation's coldest states. Despite a wind-chill of minus 40, the steelworkers erecting a TV tower in... read more..
Goober Grave Readers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4765
<1min

Goober Grave Readers

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Ze... read more..
Quote #1878
Quotes
Susan Davis
1689
<1min

Quote #1878

'Jesus didn't say, "Come to me all who are crushing it, living your best life and I will give you rest." He said, "Come to me all you are weary and I will give you rest." If you're discouraged, tire read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4513 - December 26, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4513 - December 26, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know the day after Christmas is Boxing Day here in Canada (also the UK, Australia, Trinidad and Tobago, New Zealand and maybe others)? Most Canadian read more..
Cybersalt News - December 26, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1279
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 26, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know the day after Christmas is Boxing Day here in Canada (also the UK, Australia, Trinidad and Tobago, New Zealand and maybe others)? Most Canadians, including mys... read more..
One-Liner #1440
One-liners
Susan Davis
1709
<1min

One-Liner #1440

I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 22, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1270
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same! Rev. James Snyd... read more..
Ah, Dearest Jesus
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2623
<1min

Ah, Dearest Jesus

Ah, dearest Jesus, holy Child, Make thee a bed, soft, undefiled, Within my heart, that it may be A quiet chamber kept for Thee. My heart for very joy doth leap, My lips no more can silence keep, I to... read more..
Last Minute Suggestions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4426
2 min read

Last Minute Suggestions

Automotive Gift Suggestions - Just in Time for Last Minute Christmas Shopping If you have an "Automotive Minded" person in your life, these gift suggestions should be considered. 1. Tire Air Change ... read more..
Quote #1877
Quotes
Susan Davis
1871
<1min

Quote #1877

"You can read every fairy tale that was ever written, every mystery thriller, every ghost story, and you will never find anything so shocking, so strange, so weird and spellbinding as the story of the read more..
One-Liner #1439
One-liners
Susan Davis
1882
<1min

One-Liner #1439

Does your train of thought have a caboose?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4512 - December 22, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4512 - December 22, 2019

  Issue #4512                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone and since this it the last Cybersalt Digest b read more..
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