Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Fulfilled Dreams
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2898
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Fulfilled Dreams

There is a story told of a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only se... read more..
One-liner #1347
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1910
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One-liner #1347

Definitions A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.... read more..
Quote #1789
Quotes
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Quote #1789

"I believe in God not because my parents told me, not because the church told me, but because I've experienced His goodness and mercy myself." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4418 - January 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
164
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4418 - January 10, 2019

  Issue #4418                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1227
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Telegram Scare
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4371
<1min

Telegram Scare

Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were hanging on the rack unsold, and bankruptcy was loomin... read more..
Purse Contents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4650
<1min

Purse Contents

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus dr... read more..
Master's Card
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3027
2 min read

Master's Card

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, m... read more..
One-liner #1346
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1762
<1min

One-liner #1346

Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.... read more..
Lucky He is Wearing a Tuxedo
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2081
<1min

Lucky He is Wearing a Tuxedo

Did you hear about the emperor penguin? He had a freezing reign.... read more..
Quote #1788
Quotes
Susan Davis
6400
<1min

Quote #1788

"Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change." - unknown read more..
Doctor's Note
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2785
<1min

Doctor's Note

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange requ... read more..
Checking Newbie
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4198
<1min

Checking Newbie

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said. "Oh good," he said.... read more..
I Thought but Then I Unthought
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1866
4 min read

I Thought but Then I Unthought

Looking back over my life I honestly can say, giving it a great deal of thought, the biggest problem I have is when I actually think. Thinking can get me into more trouble than anything else I do. Th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4417 - January 6, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4417 - January 6, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.c read more..
Cybersalt News - January 6, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1213
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..
Quote #1787
Quotes
1969
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Quote #1787

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..
One-liner #1345
One-liners
Susan Davis
1898
<1min

One-liner #1345

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.... read more..
The Walking Frosty
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2061
<1min

The Walking Frosty

How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen? With a thawed off shotgun.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4416 - January 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4416 - January 3, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year! One of the services Cybersalt offers is virus and malware removal. In fact, I am able to offer this remotely around the w read more..
Cybersalt News - January 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1181
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2019

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year! One of the services Cybersalt offers is virus and malware removal. In fact, I am able to offer this remotely around the world. The softwa... read more..
Wonder Cure
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4913
<1min

Wonder Cure

While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an elderly gentlemen attend some of our Bible studies. When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. ... read more..
Self Control, Sir!
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1652
<1min

Self Control, Sir!

A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter. The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie h... read more..
Elevator Repair
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5657
<1min

Elevator Repair

Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name wa... read more..
One-liner #1344
One-liners
Susan Davis
1896
<1min

One-liner #1344

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.... read more..
Beware of Nips
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1984
<1min

Beware of Nips

What's the biggest danger of building a snow dog rather than a snowman? Frostbite!... read more..
Quote #1786
Quotes
2103
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Quote #1786

"Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year. This helps you do your part. It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living l read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4415 - December 30, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4415 - December 30, 2018

  Issue #4415                           Cybersalt News Last-Sunday-of-the-year greetings everyone! If you have every wondered read more..
Cybersalt News - December 30, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1235
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 30, 2018

Last-Sunday-of-the-year greetings everyone! If you have every wondered what the home office/studio is like here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, I invite you to watch this special behind the scenes t... read more..
Self Control Flight
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2031
<1min

Self Control Flight

Flying to San Francisco from San Diego the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Ju... read more..
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