Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Conversing Conifer
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1956
<1min

Conversing Conifer

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogu... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4385 - September 2, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4385 - September 2, 2018

  Issue #4385                           Cybersalt News Suddenly September, Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder and his wife di read more..
Cybersalt News - September 2, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1099
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2018

Suddenly September, Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder and his wife disagree about vegetables, but they are staying together just the same. "How to Live with a Veggie-Holic" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..
How to Live with a Veggie-Holic
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2008
4 min read

How to Live with a Veggie-Holic

In our house, not many conflicts expose themselves. For the most part, it is a very quiet and serene home occupied by two lovebirds. I am not saying we are perfect. For we are not. The imperfect side... read more..
Procrastinator's Creed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3072
<1min

Procrastinator's Creed

You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more w... read more..
Self Medic
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2016
<1min

Self Medic

Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision. Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "Suture self."... read more..
Yale Educated
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8324
<1min

Yale Educated

(Wondering what a goober is? You can see one here.) The bank manager noticed the new clerk was a goober at counting money and adding up figures. "Where did you get your financial education?" he aske read more..
One-liner #1314
One-liners
Susan Davis
1907
<1min

One-liner #1314

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!... read more..
Quote #1755
Quotes
Susan Davis
2422
<1min

Quote #1755

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4384 - August 30, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4384 - August 30, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are still billions waiting to make you no richer on earth. In return for a donation that will go to help persecuted Christians around the world, you'l read more..
Cybersalt News - August 30, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1269
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 30, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are still billions waiting to make you no richer on earth. In return for a donation that will go to help persecuted Christians around the world, you'll be sent an act... read more..
Not in the Book
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3893
2 min read

Not in the Book

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrow... read more..
What Doctors are Thinking
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4260
2 min read

What Doctors are Thinking

What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away."I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before ... read more..
House Secrets
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1796
<1min

House Secrets

A few years ago we were desperately trying to sell our house, which was situated on a busy thoroughfare. Our real estate agent decided to have an open-house nearly every day to promote the sale. We in... read more..
One-liner #1313
One-liners
Susan Davis
1938
<1min

One-liner #1313

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.... read more..
Foggy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1926
<1min

Foggy

The meaning of opaque is unclear.... read more..
Quote #1754
Quotes
Susan Davis
1916
<1min

Quote #1754

"Worry does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's peace." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4383 - August 26, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4383 - August 26, 2018

  Issue #4383                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far, the Be a Billionaire fund raise read more..
Cybersalt News - August 26, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1265
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! So far, the Be a Billionaire fund raiser has helped 2 persecuted families with rent, food, and some other key expenses in August. Oh yeah, it has also made 15 new "bil... read more..
Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2098
4 min read

Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny

When I was in high school, I played on the volleyball team. During one practice session, I forgot to bring my sneakers. Not thinking much of it, I just played anyway. During the practice, I stepped f... read more..
A Visit From the Pastor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4237
2 min read

A Visit From the Pastor

A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, suddenly stopped coming to church. After a few weeks, the Pastor went to visit. The Pastor found the man at home alo... read more..
Shocking
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2522
<1min

Shocking

I had a dream last night that I knighted an electric fish... It was Sir Eel.... read more..
Mummy Shock
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4731
<1min

Mummy Shock

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've ju... read more..
One-liner #1312
One-liners
Susan Davis
2127
<1min

One-liner #1312

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.... read more..
Quote #1753
Quotes
Susan Davis
2725
<1min

Quote #1753

"If you think you've blown God's plan for your life, rest in this: You, my beautiful friend, are not that powerful." - Lisa Bever read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4382 - August 23, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4382 - August 23, 2018

  Issue #4382                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I often try to share a chicken picture here read more..
Cybersalt News - August 23, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1215
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I often try to share a chicken picture here on Chicken Thursday, but today I'm sharing a picture of a younger Grandma Cybersalt and the turkey she married 32 years ago toda... read more..
Six Days In Jail
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3786
<1min

Six Days In Jail

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" she replied, "A can of peaches." The judge asked her why she had stolen them and... read more..
Wings Away
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3741
<1min

Wings Away

A mother traveled 2,000 miles to be with her only son on the day he was to receive his Air Force wings and also get married. "It was wonderful," she said later. "It isn't every day that a mother watc... read more..
Lack of Empathy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2650
<1min

Lack of Empathy

A tourist on his way to Tuscaloosa came to a fork in the road and stopped. There was no sign indicating which route went where. Spotting a boy by the road, he yelled out, "Hey, kid, does it matter wh... read more..
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