Monthly Archive

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Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to acknowledge our struggle with temptation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170108.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4223 - January 8, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4223 - January 8, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is still pondering resolutions. Does it seem like you've already read that lately? If so, it's fitting you can read "It's déjà vu all over read more..
It's déjà vu all over again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3858
4 min read

It's déjà vu all over again

New Year's Day was filled with lots of excitement, plenty of grandchildren running around and enough food on the table to eliminate world hunger. Actually, it did eliminate my ravishing hunger, at lea... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 8, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is still pondering resolutions. Does it seem like you've already read that lately? If so, it's fitting you can read "It's déjà vu all over again" at:www.c... read more..
Quote #1603
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2001
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Quote #1603

"Rest is a weapon given to us by God. The enemy hates it because he wants you stressed and occupied." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1155
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1155

The amount of sleep required by an average person is "five more minutes."... read more..
Pun versus Pater
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pun versus Pater

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father!... read more..
Liar Lesson
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Liar Lesson

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the... read more..
Fishing Trip
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fishing Trip

"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4316 - January 7, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4316 - January 7, 2017

To Unsubscribe Click Here To Modify your Subscription Click Here Forward this e-mail to a friend read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4222 - January 5, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4222 - January 5, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope your New Year is off to a better start than the New Management referred to in the newest funny sign on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybe read more..
Cybersalt News - January 5, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope your New Year is off to a better start than the New Management referred to in the newest funny sign on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..
Under New Management
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Under New Management

It looks like they are off to a rough start. ... read more..
He'll Get Quiet
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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He'll Get Quiet

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.  But finally, an extra loud clatter of bott... read more..
Quote #1602
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1602

"I said to a man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown,' and he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That read more..
One-liner #1154
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1154

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford; then I'll move in with them.... read more..
Going Back, Progress
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Going Back, Progress

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when... * Decisions were made by going "Eeny-meeny-miney-mo." * Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do over!" * "Race issue" meant... read more..
Proud Pawns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Proud Pawns

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.... read more..
Balance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Balance

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . . she leaned over and pushed me.... read more..
The Divine Taxonomy of Human Beings
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1551
<1min

The Divine Taxonomy of Human Beings

Humans have many different ways of classifying each other, but God divinely sees us all in the same way - with 2 sub types. We as His children should view others the same way. Listen Online: {audi... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4221 - January 1, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4221 - January 1, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings and Happy New Year everyone! On the Cybersalt site today, Rev. James Snyder ponders resolutions and has one that will make your new year the best possible. You can re read more..
Cybersalt News - January 1, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 1, 2017

Sunday greetings and Happy New Year everyone! On the Cybersalt site today, Rev. James Snyder ponders resolutions and has one that will make your new year the best possible. You can read "You Know It'... read more..
You Know It's The New Year Again When ...
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
10019
5 min read

You Know It's The New Year Again When ...

It has been a quiet week in the parsonage, notwithstanding the lack of cooperation from Mr. Weatherman. As the thermometer dipped, I ducked inside and sought the warmth of my easy chair. Since coming... read more..
Quote #1601
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1601

"The heaven of heavens cannot contain Him, and yet He condescends to find a house within our hearts!" - C. H. Spurgeon read more..
One-liner #1153
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1918
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One-liner #1153

"I have CDO; it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order ... as they should be." read more..
Winter Twilight
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Winter Twilight

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite... read more..
Attainable New Year's Resolutions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10191
2 min read

Attainable New Year's Resolutions

This year, I resolve to... - Gain weight; at least 30 pounds. - Stop exercising; waste of time. - Read less; makes you think. - Watch more TV; I've been missing some good stuff. - Procrastinate m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4220 - December 29, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4220 - December 29, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With a new year ahead, Rev. James Snyder is looking forward with a keen appreciation of the memories - and a promise - from the past. You can read "Another read more..
Another Christmas up the Chimney
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3386
4 min read

Another Christmas up the Chimney

It hardly seems possible that another Christmas has come and gone. I think it comes quicker than it goes, but then that is just my opinion. We were sitting for the last time around the Christmas tree... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 29, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 29, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With a new year ahead, Rev. James Snyder is looking forward with a keen appreciation of the memories - and a promise - from the past. You can read "Another Christmas up the... read more..
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