Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cummerbund O'Clock

I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt! It's a complete waist of time!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Large Party

On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to Somerville, about 40 miles north of his home in Cincinnati. At the end of the day he knew that the policy of the railw... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4204 - November 3, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are a nervous flyer, would you get on a plane using the runway in today's Funny Picture on Cybersalt Site? You'll find "Plane Runaway" at:www.cybersa read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plane Runaway

This airport has a runaway. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Grandkids

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. "Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a millio... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Roadside Haunting

Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun. I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken. I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck, and... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Speedy Comeback

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1138

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1586

"Most of life's great changes are preceded by chaos." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4203 - October 30, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently phoned by some computer scammers and he took it as an opportunity to have some fun.  You can read "How Did the Devil Get read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 30, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently phoned by some computer scammers and he took it as an opportunity to have some fun.  You can read "How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone N... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Directions to Our Father's House

*Directions to Our Father's House* Make a Right onto "Believing Blvd." Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith," whi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Houdini Wannabe

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?

I am not one easily rattled. When I am rattled, look out for anything can happen. For the most part, I try to stay calm, cool and collected. Then there are times when I have had enough and I am not g... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1585

"As followers of Christ we do not have the freedom to say anything we want, to blurt out whatever is on our mind." - Tim Cameron read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Angles

Are you cold?? Go sit in the corner; it's 90 degrees! ... Isn't that acute joke?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1137

You can't make everyone happy; you are not pizza.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Beethoven Buried

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.  A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sympathy

Rod and one of his fellow soldiers were assigned to wax the floors of their barracks. They'd heard that if they got the wax really hot, it would just glide across the floor, cutting their labor time i... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Piranha Spell

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha." I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his probl... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 27, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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FloWave Exhibition

 Here's a wave pool you may enjoy swimming in - or not! read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4202 - October 27, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog a read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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The Science of You

You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ... then you energy!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1136

Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1584

"How we walk with the broken speaks louder than how we sit with the great." - Bill Bennot read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Hallowed Be Your Name - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us that God's name shoud be treated as holy. Just as our names are important to us because they are who we are, so to are the names of God. Listen Online: {audio}p read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4201 - October 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today the Cybersalt Site is revisiting a Rev. James Snyder devotional. It touches on a topic near and dear to many of you - coffee. You can read "A Cup Of J read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 23, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today the Cybersalt Site is revisiting a Rev. James Snyder devotional. It touches on a topic near and dear to many of you - coffee. You can read "A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot Ab... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot About Us

This week I came face-to-face with a genuine dilemma. I had several meetings across town and for some reason I miscalculated and ended up with a 2-1/2 hour gap between meetings. I hate to waste time, ... read more..