Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Poor Health
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2711
<1min

Poor Health

I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my very extensive medical history. After he finished all seventeen pages, he looked at me and said, "You look bet... read more..
Matching Shoes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4661
<1min

Matching Shoes

John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a tr... read more..
Quote #1583
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1583

"If any man thinks ill of you, do not be angry with him; for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - Charles H. Spurgeon read more..
Missing Digits
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2381
<1min

Missing Digits

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.... read more..
One-liner #1135
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2148
<1min

One-liner #1135

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4200 - October 20, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4200 - October 20, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My son-in-law, Matt Sampson, loves soccer. For that reason I like soccer as a thing someone I love enjoys. The newest Funny Sign on the Cybersalt site today read more..
Cybersalt News - October 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1497
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My son-in-law, Matt Sampson, loves soccer. For that reason I like soccer as a thing someone I love enjoys. The newest Funny Sign on the Cybersalt site today might be an int... read more..
Exciting Soccer
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4323
<1min

Exciting Soccer

Finally, a way to make soccer exciting! ... read more..
Quote #1582
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2164
<1min

Quote #1582

"Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God." - Billy Graham read more..
Communication in Marriage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2952
<1min

Communication in Marriage

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no... read more..
Can Cure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4295
<1min

Can Cure

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do a... read more..
Minister Drive By
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4143
<1min

Minister Drive By

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..
Elevation Humor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4035
<1min

Elevation Humor

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.... read more..
One-liner #1134
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2463
<1min

One-liner #1134

As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be ... turns out this is called identity theft.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4199 - October 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4199 - October 16, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Whe read more..
Cybersalt News - October 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1485
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Where have all the ... read more..
Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3382
<1min

Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship

Strangely enough, this is all true. I had heart bypass surgery. For recovery, they have you do an exercise program. So I go to the doctor and he asks if I have been exercising. I reply, "Yes. Religi... read more..
Fiery Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4067
<1min

Fiery Love

Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to fin... read more..
Where Have All the Clowns Gone?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2960
4 min read

Where Have All the Clowns Gone?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were getting ourselves situated in the living room with some after supper coffee while watching the little bit of TV. These days, a little bit of TV is abo... read more..
Quote #1581
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2776
<1min

Quote #1581

“To create a band of brothers/sisters, Marine Corps boot camp bans the words “I” “me” and “mine” for 13 weeks. What if church did same for 13 worships?”   - Leonard Sweet read more..
Matt Origins
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2524
<1min

Matt Origins

Jasons aren't made: they are Bourne.... read more..
One-liner #1133
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1962
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One-liner #1133

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4198 - October 13, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4198 - October 13, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" a read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1497
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" and you aren't wr... read more..
Quote #1580
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2256
<1min

Quote #1580

"Undeniable guilt, plus undeserved grace, should equal unbridled gratitude." - Nancy Leigh DeMoss read more..
Gorilla Removal
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4662
<1min

Gorilla Removal

Did I tell you the story about the day I arrived home from work and discovered a gorilla sitting on my roof? Not knowing what to do, I opened the Yellow Pages and looked up "Gorilla Removal." I called... read more..
Cars Fly
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2728
<1min

Cars Fly

Here is another way to celebrate the 4th of July - by making some cars fly! ... read more..
One-liner #1132
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2106
<1min

One-liner #1132

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.... read more..
Water Dorm
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4313
<1min

Water Dorm

When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room ha... read more..
Warning Signs
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2903
<1min

Warning Signs

One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassab... read more..
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