Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July.  Daily mail... read more..

Illustrations
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Remembrance

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1071

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -  Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
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Hamburger Help

Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1519

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." - Tim Keller read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4127 - June 30, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Ca read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - June 30, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Canada Day (July ... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1518

 "I may not know where to go next, but I can count on the One who sends me." - Katy McCown read more..

Clean Jokes
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How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one. He asked the clerk "how muc... read more..

Clean Puns
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Wok Like a Man

How's your wok, brother? - Stir Fry Accountability Group... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1070

Statistics show that statistics can't be trusted.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Duping Ourselves

"An utterly fascinating illustration of this duping of ourselves is the latest arts building opened at Ohio State University, the Wexner Center for the Performing Arts, another one of our chimerical e read more..

Illustrations
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My Argument

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight lin read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4126 - June 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I continue to work through our busier than usual schedule over these weeks but we remain on track to resume daily mailings "earlyish" in read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - June 23, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I continue to work through our busier than usual schedule over these weeks but we remain on track to resume daily mailings "earlyish" in July. Did you k... read more..

Clean Puns
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Milestone

Milestone: Throw a rock 5,280 feet.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1517

"Hardships often prepare ordinary people for extraordinary destiny."- C.S. Lewis read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1069

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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4th Grade Experiment

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4125 - June 16, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - June 16, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with some other thing... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1516

Here is a handy reference list of the "Christian Response" to social issues: Love them! read more..

Clean Jokes
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Poor Dad

A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at an air... read more..

Clean Puns
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New Diet

New Diet: Yeah I still eat ribs... sparingly.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1068

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.... read more..

Illustrations
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A Survival Kit for Everyday Living

Items Needed: Toothpick Rubber Band Band Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing Gum Mint Candy Kiss Tea Bag Why??? 1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. 2) RUBBER B... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Cheap Gas

When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1515

"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."- E. Radner read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4124 - June 10, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Sit read more..