Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting ma... read more..
Let it Bee
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Let it Bee

So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.... read more..
One-liner #1067
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1067

Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4123 - June 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4123 - June 2, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations a read more..
Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that ar... read more..
The Violin
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Violin

Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reac... read more..
Hypocritical Leadership
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2844
2 min read

Hypocritical Leadership

"Perhaps the greatest dilemma of the pastor - or any Christian leader - is the danger of hypocrisy. By this I mean that, unlike other professionals, we as ministers are expected to proclaim God’s goo read more..
Quote #1514
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1514

"I’m not afraid of failure; I’m afraid of succeeding at things that don’t matter." - William Carey read more..
Wordy Fossil
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wordy Fossil

A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary: Athesaurus.... read more..
One-liner #1066
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1066

Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4122 - May 29, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4122 - May 29, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Millions of Christians around the world are being persecuted for their faith in Jesus. Let's hear again Paul's words to the persecuted and also remember to read more..
Cybersalt News - May 29, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 29, 2016

Sunday Greetings everyone. Millions of Christians around the world are being persecuted for their faith in Jesus. Let's hear again Paul's words to the persecuted and also remember to pray for the - p... read more..
I'm Aging Gracefully
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13200
2 min read

I'm Aging Gracefully

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4121 - May 28, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4121 - May 28, 2016

Cybersalt News Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site introduces us to the "Chair of the Math Department" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/chair-of-the-math-department  Enjoy the read more..
Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent

*Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent* 1 THE GIFT OF LISTENING - But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2 THE GIFT OF AFFECTION - Be generous read more..
Quote #1513
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1513

"Instead of saying, 'This too shall pass.....' to a mom who is clearly losing it, maybe we could make her dinner, babysit her kids, or clean her house?" read more..
One-liner #1065
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1065

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..
First Date
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..
Husband Shopping Center
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3765
2 min read

Husband Shopping Center

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out with five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as... read more..
Chair of the Math Department
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Chair of the Math Department

Chair of the Math Department for 25 years.  ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4120 - May 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4120 - May 27, 2016

Cybersalt News Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to wear appropriate headgear at a protest.  You'll find "Melon Protest" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/melon read more..
Cybersalt News - May 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 27, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to wear appropriate headgear at a protest.  You'll find "Melon Protest" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/melon-protest  E... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 28, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 28, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site introduces us to the "Chair of the Math Department" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/chair-of-the-math-department  Enjoy the rest of today's... read more..
Job Impressions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Job Impressions

I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I... read more..
Quote #1512
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1512

Pope Francis revealed recently he daily prays a meditation from St. Thomas More that includes the line: “Grant me, O Lord, a sense of good humor. Allow me the grace to be able to take a joke.” read more..
Melon Protest
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Melon Protest

Boris, Carlos, and Moe feared their protest was not being taken seriously. (Click here to see their cat) ... read more..
Transit Rescue
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Transit Rescue

Just take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.... read more..
One-liner #1064
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1064

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.... read more..
Suck It In
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Suck It In

I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4119 - May 26, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4119 - May 26, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The latest Funny Sign Picture to be added to the Cybersalt Site is actually a note (close enough in my books.)  It illustrates how to clean a bathroom read more..
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