Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1487

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Facts of Life, Birds and Bees, Children

It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," sh... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sweater Gifts

Although we had recently moved into a new neighborhood, our young son had already made many new friends, ten of whom were invited to his birthday party. When the happy day arrived and he opened his pr... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1039

I am not contradicting you!... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4090 - April 27, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Decatinated" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/decatinated  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!& read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Decatinated" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/decatinated  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Ti... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Decatinated

Most people prefer their coffeedecatinated. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Natural Temptation

Going camping: sounds tentalizing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1038

If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn't have worked so hard when I was young!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Church Leadership

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Color Blind

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4089 - April 26, 2016

Cybersalt News If you have a friend who will stand up for you when others are against you, you'll enjoy the newest Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out "Bill Posters" at:www.cyb read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 26, 2016

If you have a friend who will stand up for you when others are against you, you'll enjoy the newest Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out "Bill Posters" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1486

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t." – Richard Bach read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Modest Income

"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will yo read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1485

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Outhouse Confession

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For facilities, they had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the t... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Bill Posters

It's good to have friendswho will stand up for you. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2038
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Singing Scuba Divers

Dean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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How High Can You Go?

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just r... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1037

The trouble with you is that there's nothing wrong with you.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4088 - April 25, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. C read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 25, 2016

There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. Check out "Toot Tr... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toot Truck

Here is a truck you will want to pass as soon as possible. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
92
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4087 - April 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more at:www.cybersalt... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1036

English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Far-Fetched

A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Guard Dog Karate

A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog. "S... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It

I am notorious for losing things. I do not know what it is about me, but I cannot keep track of anything I own. If you want to lose something and never find it again, simply put it into my trust. I am... read more..