Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Flying Low
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Flying Low

Excuse me, sir, but you are flying low. ... read more..
Quote #1477
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1477

"Some burn up in the fire. Others are refined by it." read more..
Bovine Delivery
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bovine Delivery

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-CALF-inated.... read more..
Teacher Parents
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Teacher Parents

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied ... read more..
You Know You're in Trouble When
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

You Know You're in Trouble When

You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich. Your suggestion box starts ticking. You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, a... read more..
One-liner #1029
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1029

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4078 - April 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4078 - April 15, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! Today's Cl read more..
Cybersalt News - April 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2016

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Quote #1476
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1476

"Selfishness is a disease that suffocates our capacity to love." read more..
Subjectivity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Subjectivity

My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I... read more..
Time to Visit
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Time to Visit

Apparently the sign guy is not a fan of the pastor. ... read more..
Flight Memories
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Flight Memories

A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.... read more..
One-liner #1028
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1028

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4077 - April 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4077 - April 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you w read more..
Cybersalt News - April 14, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you who have web sit... read more..
Swindled
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Swindled

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.  Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked ... read more..
Cat Cup
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Cup

When a cat wants it that waya cat wants it that way. (It's definitely different from this method) ... read more..
Chocolate Laughs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Chocolate Laughs

Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The following 11 reasons are all viable options for yourself or a friend to eat chocolate with a clear conscience. ... read more..
Empathy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Empathy

A Sunday school teacher was telling her youngsters about Daniel and the Lion's Den. To illustrate the lesson she had a picture of Daniel standing, brave and confident, with a group of lions around him... read more..
Quote #1475
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1475

"God is looking for people through whom He can do the impossible. What a pity we plan to do only the things that we can do by ourselves." - A.W. Tozer read more..
One-liner #1027
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1027

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?... read more..
Glass Skipper
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Glass Skipper

Glass Dolphin: clarity of porpoise.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4076 - April 13, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4076 - April 13, 2016

Cybersalt News When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun?  When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before th read more..
Cybersalt News - April 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2016

When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun?  When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before the drugs have worn... read more..
Launch Button
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Launch Button

Just bought a universal remote control. This changes everything.... read more..
Plumb Historical
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Plumb Historical

I recently overheard a boss talking to one of his employees at a restaurant recently. "Was your wife mad when you got home so late last night?" the boss asked. "Yes, she was plumb historical," the e... read more..
Parrot Dream Fulfilled
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Parrot Dream Fulfilled

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The bidding proceeds ho... read more..
Apocalypse Brothers
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Apocalypse Brothers

So your sister is going in to have her wisdom teeth removed and is going to be pretty drugged afterwards.  As her brother you can gently take care of her or you can prank her into believing a zom... read more..
Quote #1474
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1474

"Not for me to win, but to keep everyone else safe." - Formula One champion driver Lewis Hamilton on why he prays before races. read more..
One-liner #1026
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1026

"I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down." - George Burns read more..
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