Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - August 28, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 28, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt's bike incident bruises and scrapes are healing nicely. Also in Cybersalt bike news, our youngest grandson (4 years-old) is now riding his bike without tr... read more..
Quote #2388
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2388

"The child who follows you from room to room isn't being difficult. They're reminding you that you are their favorite place to be." - unknown read more..
Bounce
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1417
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Bounce

A new airplane has been developed that cannot crash. Made from rubber polymers, it will just bounce. The craft was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.... read more..
One-Liner #1952
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1952

If cats could text you back ... they wouldn't.... read more..
Shakey's Cure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Shakey's Cure

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under,... read more..
Police Dog Obedience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3955
<1min

Police Dog Obedience

During a temporary shutdown of operations at a large plant, trained police dogs were hired to protect the building from vandalism. A company executive who was unaware of the new regime arrived at the ... read more..
Rock of Ages
Susan Page
Susan Page
2553
4 min read

Rock of Ages

I walked along the waterfront trail, enjoying the rocks displayed along the pathway, which the neighbourhood children had painted. The works of art were colourful, creative, and, quite frankly, inspir... read more..
Argument Ended
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5673
<1min

Argument Ended

A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "What did she say?" ask... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5038 - August 24, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
144
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5038 - August 24, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 39th anniversary yesterday. Surely her medal will arrive in the mail any day now! Today's video share is an enc read more..
Cybersalt News - August 24, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 39th anniversary yesterday. Surely her medal will arrive in the mail any day now! Today's video share is an encouragement to us all:... read more..
One-Liner #1951
One-liners
Susan Davis
2335
<1min

One-Liner #1951

Old age is a thing ... Last night I was in bed for 20 minutes when I heard the pizza guy cough downstairs; then I remembered I came to my room to get my wallet.... read more..
Quote #2387
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2387

"The greatest enemy of learning is knowing." - John C. Maxwell read more..
Time-Telling Technique
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Time-Telling Technique

How does Bigfoot tell time? He looks at his Saskwatch!... read more..
Choosing Sides
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Choosing Sides

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side." When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked hi... read more..
Travel Agent Stories
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5168
4 min read

Travel Agent Stories

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: 1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the airplane so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client cal... read more..
Just Me and My Coffee
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3351
4 min read

Just Me and My Coffee

Today was special. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, her daughter and granddaughter went to St. Augustine for spring break. They would be gone for about three days. In the meantime, I was here ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5037 - August 21, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
155
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5037 - August 21, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Our 12 year-old grandson's 2 week visit with us has come to an end - he might actually still be flying home on his red-eye flight while some of you ar read more..
Cybersalt News - August 21, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our 12 year-old grandson's 2 week visit with us has come to an end - he might actually still be flying home on his red-eye flight while some of you are reading this. We had... read more..
Quote #2386
Quotes
Susan Davis
2706
<1min

Quote #2386

"Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change, and when we are right, make us easy to live with!" - Dallas Willard - Hearing God read more..
New Slogans for Federal Agencies
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5798
<1min

New Slogans for Federal Agencies

The National Institute on Aging ..."Celebrating our 39th Year!" The Department of the Interior ..."Oddly, All Our Stuff is Outdoors!" The Internal Revenue Service ..."What's in YOUR wallet?!" The C... read more..
Take Time
Susan Page
Susan Page
2827
3 min read

Take Time

Summer is the perfect season to think about the topic of time. Summertime is when we often “slow down to smell the roses.” It makes me think of the lyrics from the old hymn Take Time to Be Holy, parti... read more..
Workplace Ethics
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1266
<1min

Workplace Ethics

"I fired the janitor for smoking pot." "Why would you do that?" "I don't like high maintenance people." read more..
One-Liner #1950
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1950

Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear makes you a runner.... read more..
Military Wisdom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4565
2 min read

Military Wisdom

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."- Army's magazine of Preventive Maintenance. "Aim read more..
Laziness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6214
<1min

Laziness

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?” The men readily put their muscles to... read more..
Bible Reading Page Turner
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6179
<1min

Bible Reading Page Turner

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boy... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5036 - August 17, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
148
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5036 - August 17, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! We received another good 24 hours of rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It has really helped with a couple of wildfires a couple of hours away from read more..
Cybersalt News - August 17, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! We received another good 24 hours of rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It has really helped with a couple of wildfires a couple of hours away from us. Today's video sh... read more..
Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4983
<1min

Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

1.  "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!" 2.  "In layman's term, we call that the 'Hindenburg Effect.'" 3.  "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct ta read more..
One-Liner #1949
One-liners
Susan Davis
2025
<1min

One-Liner #1949

My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person - it's called ... a camera.... read more..
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