April 2011 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3637 - April 30, 2011

30 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3637 - April 30, 2011

Cybersalt News Here is a sign that would be very cruel for the Scarecrow: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/no-brain-sign Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Scien read more..

30 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.~ You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, y... read more..

29 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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No Brain Sign

Unfortunately IBM had to phase out this sign as computers got smaller and smaller - leading to an increase in calls to tech support lines. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3636 - April 29, 2011

29 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3636 - April 29, 2011

Cybersalt News Cybersalt congratulates Prince William and Kate on their big day. We hope your service goes/went better than this couple's did: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wedding-tracto read more..

28 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Wedding Tractor

And that's why we sued the limo company. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3635 - April 28, 2011

28 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3635 - April 28, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday. (I haven't forgotten my promise to explain that this year!) Just say "NO" to catnip: http://www.cybersalt.or read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Men's Thesaurus

"IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.""CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Translated: "Why isn't it already on read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3634 - April 27, 2011

27 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3634 - April 27, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Congratulations to my dad, Larry Davis, who is enjoying the first day of his retirement today. Dad has worked hard all his life after read more..

27 Apr

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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Congratulations Dad!

Congratulations to my dad, Larry Davis, who is enjoying the first day of his retirement today. Dad has worked hard all his life after leaving school in grade 9 to help support his family following the... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Kids and Cliches

I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one. Here are... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3633 - April 26, 2011

26 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3633 - April 26, 2011

Cybersalt News Most people think flying is for the birds - but not Airbus! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/time-to-fly-south Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "C read more..

25 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Time To Fly South

Migration time has Airbus trying to open new niche markets. ... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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College Applicant

Parents can be very upset when their children don't get into the college of their choice.As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother who was demanding to know... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3632 - April 25, 2011

25 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3632 - April 25, 2011

Cybersalt News Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down by the lake: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/handlebar-moustache-boyfriend Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is read more..

25 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Handlebar Moustache Boyfriend

Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down at the lake. read more..

24 Apr

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Washed Rabbits

Living for Jesus on our own terms in a way that is good enough for us is a cover up that will never fool God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110424.mp3{/audio}... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3631 - April 24, 2011

24 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3631 - April 24, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Easter Sunday greetings! If you are looking for an Easter Sunday message, here are a few past ones uploaded to the Westside Bible Churc read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ecumenical Small Talk

My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a solid friendship.He spoke of many things and felt it was going well, but when he asked if the priest's dad had been... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller" routine is bombing, you realize you're doing a radio show.* Your social status is one small notch above mimes and ro... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3630 - April 23, 2011

23 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3630 - April 23, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Some hobbies go together and others don't. Bert's two hobbies were not a good fit for his team. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-picture read more..

23 Apr

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning Easter Vigil 4-23-11

We come to the end of our Lenten Journey Inspiration and Preparation Can we rescue at least part of this day to prepare the altars of our hearts as well as the chancels of our churches? As we make l... read more..

22 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Garden Bowling

Bert's other hobby was getting on his bowling team's nerves. read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Dextrocardia Question

I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia."What's that?" she asked."It means my heart is on the right side of ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3629 - April 22, 2011

22 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3629 - April 22, 2011

Cybersalt News As has been the tradition since the beginning of Cybersalt's first newsletter, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List 12 and half years ago, our regular mailings pause today in observance of Go read more..

22 Apr

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning - Good Friday 2011 Message

I Thirst Is it possible that He who claimed to be living water... Is it possible that He who said, "Come unto Me and drink..." Is it possible that He who told the Samaritan woman that He had wa... read more..

21 Apr

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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Good Friday 2011

As has been the tradition since the beginning of Cybersalt's first newsletter, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List 12 and half years ago, our regular mailings pause today in observance of Good Friday - the d... read more..

21 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Mobile Computer

Bob was a one man, marching, MP3 band. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3628 - April 21, 2011

21 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3628 - April 21, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Some of you may be wondering what my parents look like. Wonder no more! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pastor-tims-parents Enjoy the rest of today's read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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A Few Fishing Definitions

HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to lure a fisherman to spend his life's savings on fishing supplies. (3) The punch administered by said fisherm... read more..

20 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Pastor Tim's Parents

Tim's parents didn't know where they had gone wrong to cause their son to turn out to be a . . . . pastor. ... read more..