Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 249 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 19, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 19, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Take the Hint".  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/take-the-hint Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Plane Pry
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plane Pry

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill. ... read more..
Last Slice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Last Slice

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.(Simon Champion) read more..
Quote #1172
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1172

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition." read more..
One-liner #0720
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0720

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?" read more..
Taxing Cinderella
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Taxing Cinderella

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a... read more..
Rahab the Prostitute
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Rahab the Prostitute

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Relief from Distress
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Relief from Distress

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3">     ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3746 - September 18, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3746 - September 18, 2011

Issue #3746 Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he read more..
Cybersalt News - September 18, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..
Quote #1171
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1171

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..
One-liner #0719
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0719

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..
Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone
God's Penman
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Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..
Gators!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..
Take the Hint
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Take the Hint

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..
Added Horsepower
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Added Horsepower

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..
Free Will vs. Predestination
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Free Will vs. Predestination

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Always Open Closed
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Always Open Closed

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ... read more..
Hay Tractor
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hay Tractor

Hay! Nice Tractor. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3745 - September 17, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3745 - September 17, 2011

Issue #3745 Cybersalt News Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding.  You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mowe read more..
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 17, 2011

Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding.  You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mower-tattoo Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
First Case Tried
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview ... read more..
One-liner #0718
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0718

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..
Attractive Girl
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Attractive Girl

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..
Quote #1170
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1170

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..
Looking Down Your Nose
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Looking Down Your Nose

Sadly, since becoming a Deacon, Bob looked down his nose at everybody. ... read more..
Lawn Mower Tattoo
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lawn Mower Tattoo

Bob had no clue as to what was really causing his baldness. ... read more..
No Jack Stands
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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No Jack Stands

"And that, Dr. Feinstein, is why I am at the emergency ward today." read more..
Football Player Storage
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Football Player Storage

It's not easy being on the B squad. ... read more..
Nightmare On Elm Street
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Nightmare On Elm Street

It was a nightmare to get directions to Elm Street. ... read more..
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