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"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'MARK VIDUKA "We lost because we didn't w read more..

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

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If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so.   ... read more..

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it.  Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

 English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.  When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..

Though grateful, the orphanage was unsure of just what to do with the generous donation from Home Depot. read more..

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..

New From Kraft - Guitar Munchables. ... read more..

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barbe... read more..

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest d... read more..

When God gives you a victory in your life, keep seeking and working for Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for seniors.Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to ... read more..

Now you can phone, shave, and drive at the same time (except where prohibited by law). ... read more..

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