Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - November 30, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 30, 2011

I am happy to report I have found a way to reactivate the Random Joke Page on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Favorite Candy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7645
<1min

Favorite Candy

Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and hung up. "Who was that?" "Some boy for Carolyn," she said, referring to our daughter. "What now?" I asked. "H... read more..
Quote #1228
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2116
<1min

Quote #1228

"You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you." read more..
One-liner #0775
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2102
<1min

One-liner #0775

People at my workplace have started a funny new tradition where they put names on food in the office fridge - today I ate sandwich called Mark.... read more..
Captain Kirk Ears
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6231
<1min

Captain Kirk Ears

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have? A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 29, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1966
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2011

As we approach Christmas, keep in mind that some of your short term festivity may have long term consequences - as you can imagine in "The Cat's Christmas Revenge" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3799 - November 29, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3799 - November 29, 2011

Issue #3799 Cybersalt News As we approach Christmas, keep in mind that some of your short term festivity may have long term consequences - as you can imagine in "The Cat's Chris read more..
Marry An Actor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4771
<1min

Marry An Actor

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor." The actor said, "Sir, I think yo... read more..
Quote #1227
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2209
<1min

Quote #1227

"I like Christmas presents, Christmas music, Christmas trees, Christmas cards. I like the Christmas spirit. What I don’t like is the way people, whose only interest in Christmas is money, have moved i read more..
One-liner #0774
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2184
<1min

One-liner #0774

"Half the people you know are below average." read more..
Grief
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
12075
4 min read

Grief

Those of you who get the Cybersalt Digest regularly already know that my Mom died November 12th. My thoughts have been fragmented and scattered, so today I’ll just tell you about that day and save my ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3798 - November 28, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3798 - November 28, 2011

Issue #3798 Cybersalt News I know many of you had a very busy, long, and food-filled weekend so please pay attention because I don't want to have to pepperspray anyone  read more..
Cybersalt News - November 28, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1895
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2011

I know many of you had a very busy, long, and food-filled weekend so please pay attention because I don't want to have to pepperspray anyone - AGAIN! It's a drag to be back at work but try ... read more..
One-liner #0773
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2217
<1min

One-liner #0773

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back." read more..
Quote #1226
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1226

"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someo read more..
The War of the Navels
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4251
2 min read

The War of the Navels

The War of the Navels People have navels of different kinds,Ineys and outeys, to that we're resigned;And so it has happened as it has before,The difference became a reason for war. Each side said th... read more..
Pork Delivery
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2629
<1min

Pork Delivery

A German farmer with relatives in the US sent them a package consisting of some pork sausages made from his old pig. When they complained that the package had not yet arrived, he wrote: "Cheer up. T... read more..
The Calling of the Favored
Christmas
Pastor Tim
1955
<1min

The Calling of the Favored

If God calls you to something you can be sure you have His favor - even if you wonder what His call means or how it could ever come true. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111127.mp3{/audio}... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3797 - November 27, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3797 - November 27, 2011

Issue #3797 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and Novembe read more..
How Does This Work?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6951
<1min

How Does This Work?

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play the slots. Since he wasn't sure how to play a slot machine, he called an attendant over. "Excuse me," Bob said... read more..
One-liner #0772
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0772

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." read more..
Salary Increase
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5678
<1min

Salary Increase

Our boss told us that she is planning a salary raise. One of the guys asked, "When does it become effective?" The boss answered, "As soon as you do."... read more..
Quote #1225
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2038
<1min

Quote #1225

"Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat read more..
Daycare Police
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2547
<1min

Daycare Police

"Breaking News at the Daycare: Police called to deal with a three-year-old who was resisting a rest." read more..
Smiling At Work Is Easy
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
28400
<1min

Smiling At Work Is Easy

Are you stuck in a miserable job but your boss expects (perhaps demands) that you always smile at work? Here's a cheap, easy, and simple solution guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Step One: Co... read more..
After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6113
4 min read

After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing

Twenty-four hours ago, I was seated with my family and friends around the Thanksgiving table. Now, I am seated in my chair and cannot move. I won’t say I ate too much yesterday. I did, I just won’t sa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3796 - November 26, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3796 - November 26, 2011

Issue #3796 Cybersalt News Like many of you, I really enjoy the game "Angry Birds."  However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid in today's newest FunBlog entry.ww read more..
Cybersalt News - November 26, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1710
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2011

Like many of you, I really enjoy the game "Angry Birds."  However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid in today's newest FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/first-time-playing-angry-b... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 27, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1988
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 27, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and November 13th.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefam... read more..
First Time Playing Angry Birds
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10950
<1min

First Time Playing Angry Birds

I really enjoy playing Angry Birds. However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid does. ... read more..
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