Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Graduation Speech Notes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Graduation Speech Notes

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech.  He began by reading from his prepared text.  "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he t... read more..
Good Lenten Morning 3-18-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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2 min read

Good Lenten Morning 3-18-11

GOOD MORNING,  TODAY IS MARCH 18, 2011 "This was why the Jews were seeking all the more to kill Him, because not only was He breaking the Sabbath, but He was even calling God His own Father, making H... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3600 - March 18, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3600 - March 18, 2011

Cybersalt News Some of you will remember the "Your Turn To Be Funny" area on the old Cybersalt site. It was a place where you could submit a funny caption for a picture on the page. Well, I've recr read more..
Governor Jessie Ventura
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Governor Jessie Ventura

Former Minnesota governor, Jessie Ventura, had too much influence. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3599 - March 16, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3599 - March 16, 2011

Cybersalt News Thanks to everyone who let me know that yesterday's "Fatherly Pride" illustration is actually "Smart" by Shel Silverstein as found in his book, "Where the Sidewalk Ends". There are two read more..
Your Turn To Be Funny 1
Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
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Living to 104
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Living to 104

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."... read more..
Complaint Button
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Complaint Button

Your comments are important to us. ... read more..
Piggy Bank Gas Savings
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Piggy Bank Gas Savings

I've started paying for gas with my savings. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3598 - March 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3598 - March 15, 2011

Cybersalt News Let not your hearts be troubled - your donuts are safe eh! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/donut-safe Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Carried read more..
Donut Safe
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Donut Safe

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh! ... read more..
Carried Away Shopping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Carried Away Shopping

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. 'That,' he... read more..
Stranded on a Desert Island
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Stranded on a Desert Island

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3597 - March 14, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3597 - March 14, 2011

Cybersalt News Enjoy today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Stranded on a Desert Island" A ragged individual stranded for several months on a s read more..
Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3596 - March 13, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3596 - March 13, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last weekend has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. We need to remind ourselves and the next generation that it is possible read more..
Fishing Mirror
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3595 - March 12, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
146
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3595 - March 12, 2011

Cybersalt News Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan. Throughout the day read more..
Japanese Earthquake Pause
Important Site News
Pastor Tim
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Japanese Earthquake Pause

Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan.Throughout the day I pondered how a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3594 - March 11, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3594 - March 11, 2011

Cybersalt News I am happy to announce that the Random Clean Jokes page has been updated and reformatted so it is a little more readable and easier on the eye. You can now enjoy the wonderfully blis read more..
I Think Not
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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I Think Not

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur D... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3593 - March 10, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3593 - March 10, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture page on the CleanLaugh site. It demonstrates perhaps my only hope at improving my golf score: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pic read more..
Easy Par
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Easy Par

Jeff thought things looked good for par on this hole. ... read more..
Suddenly it's March!
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
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2 min read

Suddenly it's March!

Suddenly it’s March! This is how people grow old, isn’t it? Since my last post, we have paid off the last of our consumer debt! We are officially back at $0 and very happy to be there. The rocks in... read more..
First Salute
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

First Salute

The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always significant. It's symbolizes authority and prestige.When I pinned on my new Air Force gold bars and stepped out to face ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3592 - March 9, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3592 - March 9, 2011

Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find it at: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/honking-in-traffic Thanks to everyone who has been checking in wit read more..
Honking in Traffic
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Honking in Traffic

Another source of honking in traffic. ... read more..
If My Nose Was Running Money
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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If My Nose Was Running Money

Here are some great titles from songwriters in Nashville - and an entertaining song too. Enjoy "If My Nose Was Running Money." ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3591 - March 8, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3591 - March 8, 2011

Cybersalt News I hope your boot is empty because I have updated a bootful of pages to the Cybersalt Site. That is one of the benefits of feeling not recovered enough to go out and do much, while fe read more..
Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6176
4 min read

Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual

Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers. Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations!  You are now the proud new o... read more..
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