Monthly Archive

2012

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One-liner #0861
One-liners
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One-liner #0861

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with, "Ah I guess you had to be there."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3879 - September 5, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3879 - September 5, 2012

Issue #3879   Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Happy September, everyone, and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year read more..
Back To School
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Back To School

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more... read more..
One God: Old and New
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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One God: Old and New

There is no difference between God in the Old Testament and in the New.  He is the same in both. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120902.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..
Spiritual Life is Not a Commodity
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Spiritual Life is Not a Commodity

Many people view spiritual things as opportunities to make money.  However, Christianity is not a commodity to be merchandised for consumption. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120826.... read more..
A Life of Dignity and Honour
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A Life of Dignity and Honour

The quality of this audio recording is not very good.  We've tried our best to improve it and if you turn your volume way up you can listen if you are really interested in its point. As we live ... read more..
Rules are Revelations
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Rules are Revelations

Knowing that He is good and can be trusted, God's character and quality are revealed strongly in the rules He gives in Exodus 23:19. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120812.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3878 - August 7, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3878 - August 7, 2012

Issue #3878 Cybersalt News For those of you who have been wondering if you have been missing mailings, I can confirm for you that you probably haven't.  The last 3 dat read more..
Cybersalt News - August 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2012

For those of you who have been wondering if you have been missing mailings, I can confirm for you that you probably haven't.  The last 3 dates that issues have gone out are June 15, July 20, and ... read more..
*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1.  Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2.  read more..
Quote #1309
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1309

"We accept the love we think we deserve." read more..
Tennis Players
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tennis Players

Love means nothing to tennis players.... read more..
One-liner #0860
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0860

"I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me." read more..
Deaf Cat Sign
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Deaf Cat Sign

He's not deaf - he's ignoring you. ... read more..
Curiosity on Mars
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Curiosity on Mars

Nasa's rover, Curiosity, has begun to send back pictures from Mars.  Here is the first one. (They also found this on Mars) ... read more..
Cat Olympics
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Olympics

Just imagine how smug and disinterested cats would be when receiving their medals. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 26, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Cybersalt news is really big.  Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughter and husband are expecting in February! We've known ... read more..
Tips For Student Pilots
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. 3. Flying isn't dan... read more..
Small Groups
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Small Groups

Small Groups: Waiting for the ambience to take me to the hospitable.... read more..
Quote #1308
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1308

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..
One-liner #0859
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0859

Be An Optimist: No sense being pessimistic...it won't work anyway.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3877 - July 26, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3877 - July 26, 2012

Issue #3877 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Cybersalt news is really big.  Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughte read more..
Cybersalt News - July 20, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2012

Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . . I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community servic... read more..
Shoe Cover-Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that... read more..
Quote #1307
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1307

‎"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is." - Albert Camus... read more..
Perching Parrots
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Perching Parrots

Two Parrots are on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"... read more..
One-liner #0858
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0858

Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3876 - July 20, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3876 - July 20, 2012

Issue #3876 Cybersalt News Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . . I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering i read more..
One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

How many guys does it take to play a grand piano?  It takes 5 of the Piano Guys.  I don't think piano lessons teach this.    ... read more..
The Fourth Man
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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The Fourth Man

The quality of this video is not the best, but the laughs are still great.  ... read more..
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