Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

20 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3546

2030 Headlines

Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & li read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4235

Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2687

Obituary - Someone Else

"Obituary - Someone Else" Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1712

Quote #1307

‎"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is." - Albert Camus... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2595

Perching Parrots

Two Parrots are on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"... read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1906

One-liner #0858

Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.... read more..

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

19 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2996

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

How many guys does it take to play a grand piano? It takes 5 of the Piano Guys. I don't think piano lessons teach this. ... read more..

16 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2881

The Fourth Man

The quality of this video is not the best, but the laughs are still great. ... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

2450

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2012

We don't get many thunderstorms around Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this was a treat to see, hear, and film. ... read more..

15 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1212

Help Yourself

The quality of this audio recording is horrible. We've tried our best to improve it so you can listen if you are really interested in its point. The Lord has help for those who need it - help y... read more..

08 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1211

Terry and Carol Thompson Visit

Terry Thompson preaches on a visit while he and Carol are on furlough. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120708-Terry-and-Carol-Thompson-Visit.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

04 Jul

Videos

Pastor Tim

14079

Ode To Joy Som Sabadell Flashmob

You'll find the words sung at this flashmob below the video. Ode To Joy Joyful, joyfulWe adore TheeGod of gloryLord of loveHearts unfold like flowers before TheeHail Thee to the sun aboveM... read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10048

Time To Get Out of Dodge

It's time to get out of Dodge. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5134

Teenage Assimilation Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7073

Public Transit Battle

Public Transit - 1, Private Vehicles - 0 ... read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5633

Parallel Parking Champion

It was obvious why Terry was the parallel parking champion of the world. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5010

Senior X Games Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4740

Onward Christian Soldiers Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4217

Truck Fired Pizza

James had eating issues - and a weakness for pizza. ... read more..

02 Jul

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

3950

Answering Machine Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4404

Car Trailer Flat

Wouldn't you know it? The one size Frank didn't bring. ... read more..

01 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1340

A Nation's Struggle

Israel's struggles as an infant nation remind us that God can do great things through people who trust Him and that His blessing cannot be brought about without Him. Listen Online: {au... read more..

24 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1333

Do Good Works

This message recording begins with the audio of a video that was shown in recognition of International Widows Day. If you wish, you can watch the video here and skip forward to position 7:55 and ... read more..

17 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1377

Emotionally Responsive Relationships

Isaac is an example to all of us for the need to be emotionally responsive in our relationships with each of our children - and everyone else for that matter. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/s... read more..

16 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

It's Not My Father's World Anymore

Celebrating another Father's Day without my father I cannot help thinking how much has changed since he died. If he were to return today, he would find things quite different. In all reality, this is... read more..

15 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2817

First Dads

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast bal... read more..

15 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3497

Dads

KID: "Mom, doesn't God give us our daily bread?"MOM: "Yes, dear."KID: "And Santa brings us our toys at Christmas?"MOM: "Yes, dear."KID: "And the stork brings babies?"MOM:... read more..

15 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - June 15, 2012

A heartfelt Cybersalt shout-out goes to subscriber Stephen P. for noting that yesterday's Chicken Thursday was not observed accordingly. It is always comforting to be reminded that I am not the ... read more..