Monthly Archive

August 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Telling the Truth
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Telling the Truth

After eight days of backpacking with my wife Linda, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles. "Terry," ... read more..
You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. - You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece. - Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat. - Your family buys Alka Seltzer and read more..
Quote #1663
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1663

"Dead people receive more flowers than the living because regret is stronger than gratitude."- Anne Frank read more..
One-liner #1216
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1216

What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 13, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 13, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Here's what is new on the Cybersalt Site. After you place your faith in Jesus, it's time to live a life of see, pray, and do. You can learn more about that in my message f... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4283 - August 13, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4283 - August 13, 2017

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The Endless Flow of Ink
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

The Endless Flow of Ink

This past week I had my yearly visit with my doctor. Believe me, it was no vacation but it did vacate the cash in my wallet. It was not the loss I needed at the time. It is amazing about my doctor. H... read more..
Choose Christ Today
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Choose Christ Today

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothi... read more..
Simple Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Simple Support

Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to call the customer support phone number we found in the manual. I picked up the pho... read more..
One-liner #1215
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1215

The "Flat Earth Society" has members all around the globe. Now say that again, slowly.... read more..
Quote #1662
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1662

"If any man think ill of you, do not be angry with him for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..
Spontaneous Song
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Spontaneous Song

At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.... read more..
Bravest Men
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bravest Men

Admiral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrived at the military camp and was greeted by Marshall. They b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4282 - August 10, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
86
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4282 - August 10, 2017

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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a big shoutout to subscriber Shelia Heil who sent in a picture of her brother's chickens! Not only was that fun, but I got a good laugh out of the filename for the pic read more..
Quote #1661
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1661

"If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up." - Autumn Calbrese read more..
Elevation Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Elevation Pun

A plateau: the highest form of flattery.... read more..
Parental Supervision
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Parental Supervision

The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cart... read more..
Centipede Snack
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Centipede Snack

A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bough... read more..
One-liner #1214
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1214

Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 6, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Imitation is an important part of Christian life. You can learn more about that in my message from last week when you listen to "Imitation Instead of Idolization" at:www.we... read more..
See, Pray, Do
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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See, Pray, Do

The true Christian life is one of faith, accompanied by good works empowered by Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170806.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4281 - August 6, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4281 - August 6, 2017

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A Discount by Any Other Name
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2350
4 min read

A Discount by Any Other Name

I find too often I get all caught up with the busyness of life that I forget some things. For example, last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had birthdays. Our birthdays are only two... read more..
Quote #1660
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1660

"Deceit is the wrapper on every temptation." - Unknown read more..
Colorful Collision
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Colorful Collision

A blue ship crashed with a red ship. The survivors were marooned.... read more..
Curiosity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Curiosity

Waiting for an elevator at a local hospital, I was standing next to a maintenance person holding a bicycle pump. Noticing my curious stares, he looked at me and remarked with a smile, "It's the newes... read more..
Musings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Musings

* A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my work station ... * I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. * If quitters never win, a read more..
One-liner #1213
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1213

I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4280 - August 3, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4280 - August 3, 2017

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