Monthly Archive

2017

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An Old Farmer's Advice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3621
2 min read

An Old Farmer's Advice

~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. ~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. ~ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. ~ Words that soak ... read more..
Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6330
<1min

Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

*  "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school was." *  "Ronnie would not finish his work last night.&nbs read more..
One-liner #1224
One-liners
Susan Davis
1815
<1min

One-liner #1224

The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological - one is Psycho and the other is Logical; now please don't try to figure out Who is Who.... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 10, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1477
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! My sermon from last Sunday is now on the Westside Bible Church website. Not only are good works the evidence of faith, they are also the expression of Wisdom. You can hear ... read more..
Small Things
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1779
<1min

Small Things

God is not bothered by small things and so neither should we. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170910.mp3{/audio} read more..
My Sneeze is No Gentle Breeze
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6168
4 min read

My Sneeze is No Gentle Breeze

It has been days (or has it been years) since I have enjoyed a sneeze free day. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage told me it is simply that time of the year and I should learn to deal with it. "A... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4290 - September 10, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
83
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4290 - September 10, 2017

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Sewing Machine Ad
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7878
<1min

Sewing Machine Ad

The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. MONDAY:For sale: R. D. Jones has one sewing machine fo... read more..
Kids on the Bible
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2878
<1min

Kids on the Bible

The statements below are said to have been written by actual students, that they are genuine and NOT retouched or corrected: - Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. - The Egyptians were all drowned in... read more..
Quote #1669
Quotes
Susan Davis
1890
<1min

Quote #1669

“I know why I want my morality to save me. If I’m saved by my good works, then like a taxpayer, I have rights. I’ve paid into the system and God owes me a good and decent life. And there is a limit read more..
One-liner #1223
One-liners
Susan Davis
1812
<1min

One-liner #1223

Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4289 - September 7, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
85
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4289 - September 7, 2017

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Cybersalt News - September 7, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1531
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Tommy A., who sent this authentic picture titled "Farming in Ireland, 1937." I know it's not photoshopped because there were no com read more..
Lieutenant Tact
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3997
<1min

Lieutenant Tact

A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said "Kramer, your grandmother died." The soldier fell apart. After he... read more..
Math Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5959
<1min

Math Pun 1

Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square.... read more..
Knowledge
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2572
<1min

Knowledge

The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" The boy replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."... read more..
Quote #1668
Quotes
Susan Davis
1869
<1min

Quote #1668

"We live in a world starved for solitude, silence, and privacy: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship." - C.S. Lewis read more..
Youngest in School
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5086
<1min

Youngest in School

A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A teacher commented to Gregory that she couldn't believe he was already in first grade and asked what his mother did a... read more..
One-liner #1222
One-liners
Susan Davis
4029
<1min

One-liner #1222

Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 3, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1405
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! My sermon from last Sunday is now on the Westside Bible Church website. When we are hungry we eat, when we are tired we sleep, but what should our response be to an experie... read more..
Wisdom Works
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1729
<1min

Wisdom Works

Wisdom expresses itself through works. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170903.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4288 - September 3, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
88
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4288 - September 3, 2017

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If "All Things Are Possible," Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5193
4 min read

If "All Things Are Possible," Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook?

For me, the most terrible time of each month is the day our bank statement comes. We commonly call it BSS (Bank Statement Syndrome). I don't know why it is, but I have trouble getting the parsonage ch... read more..
Boxing Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
12673
<1min

Boxing Pun

Boxers who are always on time, for their bouts are very punchual.... read more..
Pedigree
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2468
<1min

Pedigree

A stuffy old dowager was explaining to the Jewish florist how she wanted the flowers arranged at the DAR (Daughters of the American Revolution) meeting to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of I... read more..
Quote #1667
Quotes
Susan Davis
2425
<1min

Quote #1667

"Tolerance isn't about not having beliefs. It's about how your beliefs lead you to treat people who disagree with you." - Timothy Keller read more..
Diamond Assumption
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5034
<1min

Diamond Assumption

An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family for several generations. The stone had never been appraised, so the fath... read more..
One-liner #1221
One-liners
Susan Davis
2048
<1min

One-liner #1221

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn" ... stupid firemen.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4287 - August 31, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4287 - August 31, 2017

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Cybersalt News - August 31, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1591
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Heather P., who sent a bunch of chicken pictures. This one is of her daughter Kathleen with one of their flock - though to keep thi read more..
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