Monthly Archive

2017

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One-liner #1184
One-liners
Susan Davis
2183
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One-liner #1184

"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard." read more..
Clean Cup
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4366
<1min

Clean Cup

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the... read more..
Culture
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2700
<1min

Culture

A young man, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave. The young man walked up to the Chinese man and asked, "When do you expect your f... read more..
Hip Hop Culture
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3791
<1min

Hip Hop Culture

"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits." read more..
Cybersalt News - April 20, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt site reminds us that you can still love the car you've got even if don't have the car you'd love.  You'll find "Love Your R read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4251 - April 20, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4251 - April 20, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4251                           Cybersalt N... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4252 - April 20, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4252 - April 20, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4252                           Cybersalt ... read more..
Quote #1630
Quotes
Pastor Tim
4956
<1min

Quote #1630

"Jesus Christ knows the worst about you. Nonetheless, He is the One who loves you most." - A. W. Tozer read more..
One-liner #1183
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2053
<1min

One-liner #1183

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.... read more..
Love Your Ride
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3705
<1min

Love Your Ride

You may not be able to have the ride you'd love,but you can still love the ride you've got. ... read more..
Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally
Blogs
Rev. James L. Snyder
5237
4 min read

Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally

At times, it seems as if there is absolutely no justice in this world, and then something wonderful happens making up for almost everything. This past week I was fortunate enough to experience one of ... read more..
Hat Blessing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4148
2 min read

Hat Blessing

A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down the street, but he is an old man and can't walk fast enough to catch the hat. Acr... read more..
Wacky Warnings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4497
<1min

Wacky Warnings

Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a public t... read more..
Flower Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5768
<1min

Flower Pun

A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog." Steve... read more..
Umbrella
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2875
<1min

Umbrella

An old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months. As all stood filled with faith, he told the congregation they would gather that ... read more..
Resurrection Allegiance
Easter
Pastor Tim
1677
<1min

Resurrection Allegiance

The truth of the resurrection of Jesus captures the allegiance of of His followers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170416.mp3{/audio} read more..
Blah Blah Blah
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4821
<1min

Blah Blah Blah

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4250 - April 16, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4250 - April 16, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4250                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1519
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! My messages from Palm Sunday and Good Friday are now on the Westside Bible Church Site: You can listen to "Missing Jesus" at:www.westsidefamily.... read more..
A Love Supreme
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6947
<1min

A Love Supreme

Back in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.... read more..
Grace
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3145
3 min read

Grace

This actually happened in a youth ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. I left work early so I could have some uninterrupted study time right before the final in my Youth Issues cl... read more..
Quote #1629
Quotes
Susan Davis
2268
<1min

Quote #1629

"The eyes are useless when the mind is blind." - Milan Kumar read more..
One-liner #1182
One-liners
Susan Davis
2042
<1min

One-liner #1182

Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.... read more..
Good Friday Gulf
Easter
Pastor Tim
1860
<1min

Good Friday Gulf

Jesus said He would die and rise again - and did! Our celebration of and rejoicing in that calls us to cross the gulf we have created between us and the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..
Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3019
<1min

Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1

An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations af... read more..
Battle Hymn of Term Finals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4151
2 min read

Battle Hymn of Term Finals

Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer germThe truth shall soon be known. Chorus... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4249 - April 13, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4249 - April 13, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4249                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1535
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am sure that there are many fine people who work for United Airlines - the airline currently getting hammered online for dragging a paying customer off a flight that was ... read more..
Real Classified Ads
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3527
<1min

Real Classified Ads

- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.  Leave mess. - Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family. - Dinner Special read more..
Quote #1628
Quotes
Susan Davis
2489
<1min

Quote #1628

"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener @ abr_apologetics read more..
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