Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 857 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4313 - December 3, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4313 - December 3, 2017

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Cybersalt News - December 3, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 3, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Months ago, I announced Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection - a ministry to connect persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and f... read more..
Quote #1689
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1689

"Sleep in peace tonight. God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow." - Dave Willis © Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
Santa Pastor
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Santa Pastor

He sees you when you've been sleeping; he knows when you're awake. He keeps preaching either way.... read more..
Nice Is a Matter of Perspective
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Nice Is a Matter of Perspective

Sitting in the living room the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me were enjoying some hot apple cider tea and listening to some Christmas music. The song came that referred to Santa’s nice list ... read more..
Inner Beauty, Looking On The Heart
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Inner Beauty, Looking On The Heart

Preparing for a tag sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our hou... read more..
Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpaper... read more..
One-liner #1245
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1245

Advice #3: If you don't' know, why ask?... read more..
20 Minutes of Eternity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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20 Minutes of Eternity

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punch, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. ... read more..
Mystery
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Mystery

Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with bright ribbons and tape... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4312 - November 30, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4312 - November 30, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 30, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a while since I referenced the origin of Cybersalt's Chicken Thursday. If you are new to the Digest and have simply thought it was because I am off my rocker, y... read more..
Funny Tombstones
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Funny Tombstones

*Humorous Headstones* Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here l read more..
Quote #1688
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1688

"God invites us to come as we are, not to stay as we are." - Tim Keller read more..
Christmas Baking
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Baking

This past weekend, I was doing some baking for the holidays. It was getting late and I was tired. So, I decided to leave the cleanup mess until the next morning. The next morning, I was getting my co... read more..
Atheism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Atheism

An atheist complained to a friend, "Christians have their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. Muslims have their holidays, ... read more..
County Chairmen
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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County Chairmen

Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a... read more..
One-liner #1244
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1244

Advice #2: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4311 - November 26, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4311 - November 26, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 26, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Not surprisingly, Rev. James Snyder has a different method of Christmas shopping than his wife. You can read more about that in "Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday" ... read more..
Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2580
4 min read

Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday

I’m not sure who come up with this term “Black Friday” but I am definitely not for it. To me, Black Friday is rather devious and I know the only purpose is to get their teeth into my money, which is a... read more..
Scotch Walk
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Scotch Walk

Don't ever run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt!... read more..
Quote #1687
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1687

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." - Mark Twain read more..
Answers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Answers

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question sh... read more..
One-liner #1243
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1243

Advice #1:  No one can complain who has not been lost and never heard of again.... read more..
Overreacting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Overreacting

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the sour... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4310 - November 23, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4310 - November 23, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 23, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2017

Upon the excellent suggestion of subscriber J. Blasdale, I will break with tradition and greet you today with: Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes, Happy Thanksgiving to our US subscribers! Now, I find it... read more..
You Know It's Time to Diet When
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Know It's Time to Diet When

You Know It's Time To Diet When . . . You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." Y... read more..
Turkey Hotline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Turkey Hotline

TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice on how to cook a Turkey from the experts. Thanksgiving Dinner on the RunA woman called the Butterball Turkey Hotline t... read more..
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