Monthly Archive

2017

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Quote #1606
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1606

"To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." - C.S. Lewis read more..
Transferred
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Transferred

A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the... read more..
Kid Tank
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Kid Tank

Jeremy grew up, joined the armyand served in a tank division. ... read more..
One-liner #1158
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1158

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!... read more..
Battery Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Battery Life

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car just six months earlier. "Listen", the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought thi... read more..
Moments
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Moments

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.... read more..
Deliver Us From Evil - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Deliver Us From Evil - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to remember there is evil in our world and our need to focus on God as our deliverer from it. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170115.mp3{/audio} read more..
Everything old is getting older still
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Everything old is getting older still

A friend of mine has a saying, "I'm going to get as old as I possibly can get." From what I can tell, he has. I must agree with his sentiment. Of course, the alternative is… well you know. Another fri... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4225 - January 15, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4225 - January 15, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder has been musing and waxing eloquently about aging.  He realizes, though, there is one need that never changes. You can read read more..
Cybersalt News - January 15, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 15, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder has been musing and waxing eloquently about aging.  He realizes, though, there is one need that never changes. You can read "Everything old... read more..
Simple Obedience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Simple Obedience

Today Kathryn "graduates" from Kindergarten. This morning while she was getting dressed, she insisted on wearing a skirt under her dress. I tried in vain to talk her out of it. Since she's never worn... read more..
Blizzard Police
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Blizzard Police

While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman, standing waist deep in snow, directing traffic. Feeling sorry for him, the motorist called out "I'm sorry you hav... read more..
Quote #1605
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1605

"The only way to live a truly remarkable life is not to get everyone to notice you, but to leave noticeable marks of Jesus' love everywhere you go." - Ann Voskamp read more..
Filler Mix-up
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Filler Mix-up

#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion. read more..
One-liner #1157
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1157

My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4326 - January 14, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4326 - January 14, 2017

To Unsubscribe Click Here To Modify your Subscription Click Here Forward this e-mail to a friend read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4224 - January 12, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4224 - January 12, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't now how you find coffee in your country, but this is how we do it here in Canada. You'll find "Canadian Coffee" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/can read more..
Cybersalt News - January 12, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 12, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't now how you find coffee in your country, but this is how we do it here in Canada. You'll find "Canadian Coffee" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/canadian-coffee En... read more..
Tool Progress
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tool Progress

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation. You will agree however, that it was the wheel that really got things rolling.... read more..
Quote #1604
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1604

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not a call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight read more..
Dress Theft
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dress Theft

"You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered the suspect. "And what did you steal?" "A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject. "One dress?" echoed th read more..
Canadian Coffee
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Canadian Coffee

Here's the Canadian way to find coffee. ... read more..
One-liner #1156
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1156

I hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.... read more..
Legalism 2
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Legalism 2

Two lawyers walk into a restaurant. They put their briefcases on the floor and order two coffees. They get their coffee and pull out lunches from their briefcases. "Sorry," the waitress says, "You ca... read more..
Sorry I'm Late
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sorry I'm Late

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly int... read more..
Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to acknowledge our struggle with temptation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170108.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4223 - January 8, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4223 - January 8, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is still pondering resolutions. Does it seem like you've already read that lately? If so, it's fitting you can read "It's déjà vu all over read more..
It's déjà vu all over again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3857
4 min read

It's déjà vu all over again

New Year's Day was filled with lots of excitement, plenty of grandchildren running around and enough food on the table to eliminate world hunger. Actually, it did eliminate my ravishing hunger, at lea... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 8, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is still pondering resolutions. Does it seem like you've already read that lately? If so, it's fitting you can read "It's déjà vu all over again" at:www.c... read more..
Quote #1603
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1603

"Rest is a weapon given to us by God. The enemy hates it because he wants you stressed and occupied." - Unknown read more..
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