Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 724 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 6, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1756
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1756

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity." - C read more..
A Better Keyboard
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
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A Better Keyboard

What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!... read more..
Life is a Theater
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Life is a Theater

Life is a Theater...Invite Your Audience Carefully Not everyone is healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a DISTANCE. It'... read more..
One-liner #1315
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1315

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning - or possibly just a very hairy guy; either way, the silver bullets worked.... read more..
Conversing Conifer
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1953
<1min

Conversing Conifer

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogu... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4385 - September 2, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4385 - September 2, 2018

  Issue #4385                           Cybersalt News Suddenly September, Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder and his wife di read more..
Cybersalt News - September 2, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1099
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Cybersalt News - September 2, 2018

Suddenly September, Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder and his wife disagree about vegetables, but they are staying together just the same. "How to Live with a Veggie-Holic" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..
How to Live with a Veggie-Holic
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2007
4 min read

How to Live with a Veggie-Holic

In our house, not many conflicts expose themselves. For the most part, it is a very quiet and serene home occupied by two lovebirds. I am not saying we are perfect. For we are not. The imperfect side... read more..
Procrastinator's Creed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Procrastinator's Creed

You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more w... read more..
Self Medic
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2012
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Self Medic

Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision. Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "Suture self."... read more..
Yale Educated
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Yale Educated

(Wondering what a goober is? You can see one here.) The bank manager noticed the new clerk was a goober at counting money and adding up figures. "Where did you get your financial education?" he aske read more..
One-liner #1314
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1314

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!... read more..
Quote #1755
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1755

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4384 - August 30, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4384 - August 30, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are still billions waiting to make you no richer on earth. In return for a donation that will go to help persecuted Christians around the world, you'l read more..
Cybersalt News - August 30, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 30, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are still billions waiting to make you no richer on earth. In return for a donation that will go to help persecuted Christians around the world, you'll be sent an act... read more..
Not in the Book
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3892
2 min read

Not in the Book

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrow... read more..
What Doctors are Thinking
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4260
2 min read

What Doctors are Thinking

What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away."I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before ... read more..
House Secrets
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1796
<1min

House Secrets

A few years ago we were desperately trying to sell our house, which was situated on a busy thoroughfare. Our real estate agent decided to have an open-house nearly every day to promote the sale. We in... read more..
One-liner #1313
One-liners
Susan Davis
1937
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One-liner #1313

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.... read more..
Foggy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1923
<1min

Foggy

The meaning of opaque is unclear.... read more..
Quote #1754
Quotes
Susan Davis
1914
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Quote #1754

"Worry does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's peace." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4383 - August 26, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4383 - August 26, 2018

  Issue #4383                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far, the Be a Billionaire fund raise read more..
Cybersalt News - August 26, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1264
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! So far, the Be a Billionaire fund raiser has helped 2 persecuted families with rent, food, and some other key expenses in August. Oh yeah, it has also made 15 new "bil... read more..
Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2096
4 min read

Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny

When I was in high school, I played on the volleyball team. During one practice session, I forgot to bring my sneakers. Not thinking much of it, I just played anyway. During the practice, I stepped f... read more..
A Visit From the Pastor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4234
2 min read

A Visit From the Pastor

A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, suddenly stopped coming to church. After a few weeks, the Pastor went to visit. The Pastor found the man at home alo... read more..
Shocking
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2519
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Shocking

I had a dream last night that I knighted an electric fish... It was Sir Eel.... read more..
Mummy Shock
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mummy Shock

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've ju... read more..
One-liner #1312
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1312

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.... read more..
Quote #1753
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1753

"If you think you've blown God's plan for your life, rest in this: You, my beautiful friend, are not that powerful." - Lisa Bever read more..
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