Monthly Archive

October 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 50 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3419

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1840

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3631

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
992

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
983

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1844

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
823

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1927

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3252

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1136

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my β€œto-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
467

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. πŸ˜ This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1106

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
864

One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3063

Sock Concern

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
517

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1220

Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4802

Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1677

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1074

Quote #1858

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little." - Bob Goff read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
789

One-Liner #1417

Self-Annihilating Sentence Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.... read more..

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