Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Best We Could
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Best We Could

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nume... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4480 - August 25, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4480 - August 25, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Forty-eight years of marriage has taught Rev. James Snyder when to giggle and when to think of broccoli. You can learn more about how and why by reading "It read more..
Cybersalt News - August 25, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 25, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Forty-eight years of marriage has taught Rev. James Snyder when to giggle and when to think of broccoli. You can learn more about how and why by reading "It’s Hard for Me t... read more..
Fear of Death
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Fear of Death

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't... read more..
It’s Hard for Me to Conceal a Giggle
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1831
4 min read

It’s Hard for Me to Conceal a Giggle

Throughout life, I have discovered many challenges. Some I have handled fairly well and others have handled me pretty badly. That is what makes life so interesting. Every day there is a challenge to ... read more..
Strange Problem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Strange Problem

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..
Quote #1847
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1847

  "This is God's universe, and God does things His way. You may have a better way, but you don't have a universe." - Vernon McGee read more..
One-Liner #1406
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1406

Self-Annihilating Description It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.... read more..
Get a Second Opinion
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Get a Second Opinion

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.... read more..
More Years to Come
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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More Years to Come

Esther had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience, during which she saw God and asked if this was the end for her. God said, "No" and e... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4479 - August 22, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4479 - August 22, 2019

  Issue #4479                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! All is quiet around Cybersalt World Headquar read more..
Cybersalt News - August 22, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 22, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! All is quiet around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Summer is about to wind down, it looks like all our wonderful visits from company have happened and taken their place as c... read more..
One-Liner #1405
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-Liner #1405

I will now predict an unanticipated result.... read more..
Quote #1846
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1846

"The reason the world is not seeing Jesus is that Christian people are not filled with Jesus. They are satisfied with attending meetings weekly, reading the Bible occasionally, and praying sometimes read more..
Pass It Along
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pass It Along

The Patron Saint of copying people into emails is St. Francis of a CC.... read more..
Age Question
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Age Question

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?" One ... read more..
Good Company
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Good Company

A married couple checked in at the Korean Air counter to pick up their tickets. As the smiling Korean woman processed their tickets, the wife asked, "Are these good seats?" "They are very good seats,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4478 - August 18, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4478 - August 18, 2019

  Issue #4478                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This past week, I made another trip to Avata read more..
Cybersalt News - August 18, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 18, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This past week, I made another trip to Avatar Grove here on Vancouver Island. I thought I'd share a picture of myself with a different tree there. This is perhaps the large... read more..
Quote #1845
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1845

"A lack of boundaries often invites a lack of respect." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
Are You Surprised?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Are You Surprised?

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.... read more..
One-Liner #1404
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1404

Thinking is the last thing on my mind!... read more..
Summer Camp
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Summer Camp

A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, "An umbrella?? Why di... read more..
Odd Facts
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Odd Facts

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. What distinguishes "60 Minutes" on CBS from every other TV show? A. No theme song. Q. Half of all Americans live within ... read more..
I Sure Do Miss St. Sanity
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1783
4 min read

I Sure Do Miss St. Sanity

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me recently celebrated our 48th wedding anniversary. It sure does not seem we have been married that long. I guess, as you get older, according to my grandmo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4477 - August 15, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
84
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4477 - August 15, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - wow, it's the middle of August all ready! Do you remember your 2019 New Year's resolutions? Yesterday I did a review of some of mine for my business. If yo read more..
Cybersalt News - August 15, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 15, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - wow, it's the middle of August all ready! Do you remember your 2019 New Year's resolutions? Yesterday I did a review of some of mine for my business. If you are interested... read more..
Pea Punishment
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pea Punishment

Rabbi Bloom caught two of his rabbinical students gambling and drinking on Sabbath. Next day, Rabbi Bloom called them into his office and asked them what was going on. They immediately confessed to ... read more..
Quote #1844
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1844

God without man is God. Man without God is nothing. - unknown read more..
One-liner #1403
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1403

She's genuinely bogus!... read more..
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