Monthly Archive

2019

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One-liner #1384
One-liners
Susan Davis
1846
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One-liner #1384

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions The executive committee proposes the following compromise: make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.... read more..
Quote #1825
Quotes
Susan Davis
1904
<1min

Quote #1825

"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict." - Oswald Chambers read more..
From the Beginning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4522
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From the Beginning

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you... read more..
Fishing Pessimists
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1817
<1min

Fishing Pessimists

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. Th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4457 - June 6, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4457 - June 6, 2019

  Issue #4457                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - June 6, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1076
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1824
Quotes
Susan Davis
2323
<1min

Quote #1824

"Stop trying to repair what God wants to replace." - M. Moore Jr. read more..
One-liner #1383
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1383

Our lack or cooperation is mutual!... read more..
Office Culture
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4888
<1min

Office Culture

The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he was getting... read more..
Reality
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2582
<1min

Reality

On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd. "Do you want to see what a real cave looks like?" he asked. Of course, everyone said yes. Without another word, he ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4456 - May 30, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4456 - May 30, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Some Things You Can't Escape A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was read more..
Cybersalt News - May 30, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1150
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Four Times at the Gate
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4644
<1min

Four Times at the Gate

Sally had lived a good life, having been married four times. Now she stood before the Pearly Gates. The angel at the gates said to her, "I see that you first of all married a banker, then an actor, n... read more..
Caffeine Guilt
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1877
<1min

Caffeine Guilt

A guy stole a hundred cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store; I don't know how he can sleep at night!... read more..
Quote #1823
Quotes
Susan Davis
1967
<1min

Quote #1823

"People who are totally consumed with idealistic principles rarely do anything." - Oswald Chambers read more..
One-liner #1382
One-liners
Susan Davis
1838
<1min

One-liner #1382

Self-Annihilating Sentence There is no other language but French.... read more..
Some Things You Can't Escape
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4682
<1min

Some Things You Can't Escape

A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So, not to be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back roads until he reached his wi... read more..
Pessimists
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2985
2 min read

Pessimists

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4455 - May 26, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4455 - May 26, 2019

  Issue #4455                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the rich read more..
Cybersalt News - May 26, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1127
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 26, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the richest part of dinner out with his wife. You can read "Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/eating-... read more..
Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1977
4 min read

Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone

One pleasure the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself enjoy is going out for a quiet dinner together. It does not happen often, at least not often enough. When it does, it is always a delight... read more..
Simple Wrath
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2000
<1min

Simple Wrath

Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts: It's just Kahn descending.... read more..
Quote #1822
Quotes
Susan Davis
2166
<1min

Quote #1822

 "We became Christians by faith in Jesus, we stay Christians by faith in Jesus, and we grow as Christians by faith in Jesus." - J.C. Ryle read more..
One-liner #1381
One-liners
Susan Davis
1869
<1min

One-liner #1381

"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!" - Oscar Wilde read more..
A New Beginning
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2188
<1min

A New Beginning

After raising four kids and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and mor... read more..
Country Refreshment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4626
<1min

Country Refreshment

A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4454 - May 23, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4454 - May 23, 2019

  Issue #4454                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - May 23, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1185
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Super Imagination
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2016
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Super Imagination

At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a brilliant magi... read more..
Sick Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4290
<1min

Sick Day

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One evening my husband came home exhausted from a long day at work. "Did you read the paper?" he asked. "I'm... read more..
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