Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019

  Issue #4444                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day f read more..
Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, CleanLaugh Digest #4444! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1814
Quotes
Susan Davis
2018
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Quote #1814

"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap." - Robert Louis Stevenson read more..
Current Shuffle
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1939
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Current Shuffle

Is collating still a thing? Sort of.... read more..
One-liner #1372
One-liners
Susan Davis
1876
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One-liner #1372

Self-Annihilating Sentences If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!... read more..
Who's a Moron
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Who's a Moron

After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at me like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?" He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionar... read more..
Puppy Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Puppy Love

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019

  Issue #4443                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the res read more..
Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It W... read more..
Sad Review
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1951
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Sad Review

They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.... read more..
One-liner #1371
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1371

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.... read more..
Quote #1813
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1813

"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down." - J. D. Greear read more..
What It Was, Was a Hummingbird
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1879
4 min read

What It Was, Was a Hummingbird

Even as old as I am, there are still things I fear. I do not want to make a list, I’m afraid to. When I have conquered one fear, another one knocks on the door and introduces itself to me. Out of resp... read more..
Travelling Too Light
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Travelling Too Light

A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the... read more..
Sunday Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1937
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Sunday Prayer

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What is prayer?" One of her pupils answered, "That's a message sent to God at night and on Sundays when the rates are lower."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4442 - April 11, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4442 - April 11, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Turtle Accident Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and s read more..
Cybersalt News - April 11, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Texas Three Kick Rule
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Texas Three Kick Rule

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elde... read more..
Quote #1812
Quotes
Susan Davis
1851
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Quote #1812

"How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask. We all go through the same stuff differently." - unknown read more..
One-liner #1370
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1370

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints Health foods make me sick.... read more..
Dominoes Better than Your Mother
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1969
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Dominoes Better than Your Mother

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants.... read more..
Turtle Accident
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Turtle Accident

Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"? One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went. As the turtle reached t... read more..
Perspective
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Perspective

Traveling through New England a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What type of town is this?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4441 - April 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4441 - April 7, 2019

  Issue #4441                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder isn't naive about why he i read more..
Cybersalt News - April 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder isn't naive about why he is called naive, nor is he worried about being naive. You can read "I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..
Quote #1811
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1811

  "Practice the Pause. When in doubt, pause. When angry, pause. When tired, pause. When stressed, pause.And when you pause ... pray." - Unknown read more..
Twinkletoes
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2006
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Twinkletoes

I have LED shoestrings, so yeah ... pretty light on my feet.... read more..
One-liner #1369
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1369

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.... read more..
I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2192
4 min read

I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety

Someone recently said to me, “You sure are naïve.” I’m not sure what the incident was about at the time, and I was a little bit hurt by that saying. What did he mean that I am naïve? I have been givi... read more..
New Home No Hears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Home No Hears

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden." 2. "Actua... read more..
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