Monthly Archive

September 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1508
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1508

Self-annihilating Command Ignore this sign!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4581 - September 17, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4581 - September 17, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, for the first time in over 6 months, I had a business lunch with one of my clients. We met up at the local... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1170
1 min read

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, for the first time in over 6 months, I had a business lunch with one of my clients. We met up at the local Denny's. Arriving at the parking lot, I put my mask on to ... read more..
Make a Wish
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3640
<1min

Make a Wish

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight. The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if the... read more..
Patent Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Patent Pun

The road to the patent office is paved with good inventions.... read more..
Life Purpose
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Life Purpose

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get me up in one of those things."... read more..
One-Liner #1507
One-liners
Susan Davis
1541
<1min

One-Liner #1507

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..
A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1797
4 min read

A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise?

To say the least, and I usually do, this summer has been quite a journey for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself. I can't remember a summer equal to the one we just went through. The fac... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4580 - September 13, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4580 - September 13, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! After the recent interruption in mailings, today marks the return of Rev. James Snyder's ongoing column. Usually ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 13, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! After the recent interruption in mailings, today marks the return of Rev. James Snyder's ongoing column. Usually I included a link to his latest articles on the Cybersalt s... read more..
Proposal Reaction
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4147
<1min

Proposal Reaction

A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were going to get married. "Whatsa dis?" screamed his Mother. "Who's a-gonna love you like a Momma? Who's a gonna st... read more..
Free Canaries
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2977
<1min

Free Canaries

Did you hear about the pet store whose canaries were constantly flying and never landed? They gave them away for free. After all, we're all familiar with "no perches necessary."... read more..
For Better, For Worse
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

For Better, For Worse

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunc... read more..
Quote #1945
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1945

"The Christian world view insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..
One-Liner #1506
One-liners
Susan Davis
1473
<1min

One-Liner #1506

The only attitude I trust is skepticism.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4579 - September 10, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4579 - September 10, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest only, you may not realize that Chicken Thursday Cybersalt News upda... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 10, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest only, you may not realize that Chicken Thursday Cybersalt News updates also go to my PearlyGates list. That list features... read more..
Behavior Modification
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6286
<1min

Behavior Modification

One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like th... read more..
Fractions
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4356
<1min

Fractions

Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8!... read more..
Suffering
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2733
<1min

Suffering

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. ... read more..
Quote #1943
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1943

 "Grief, after all, is part of love."- N. T. Wright read more..
Quote #1944
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1944

"Don't tell me what they said about me. Tell me shy they were so comfortable to say it around you." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1505
One-liners
Susan Davis
1380
<1min

One-Liner #1505

While these results may seem rather trivial, their importance cannot be underestimated.... read more..
If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1585
4 min read

If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk

It has been a busy week, more so than any other week. Just when I thought I was caught up, something else presented itself without my permission. That seems to be what life is all about. I remember m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4578 - September 6, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4578 - September 6, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Thank you for your feedback and comments about the new Cybersalt Digest newsletter template! Please keep them com... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1188
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you for your feedback and comments about the new Cybersalt Digest newsletter template! Please keep them coming as you have ideas. You may notice a few changes in toda... read more..
Quote #1942
Quotes
Susan Davis
1721
<1min

Quote #1942

"Duty is the handmaiden of love and honor. It is doing that which is right rather than that which is convenient. In fact, failure of duty generally amputates somebody else's right. Duty recognizes a read more..
First Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4093
<1min

First Day

Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother woke everybody up early -- so early ... read more..
Accident Cause
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Accident Cause

The part of the automobile responsible for most accidents is the nut holding the steering wheel .... read more..
A Strong Woman vs A Woman of Strength
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

A Strong Woman vs A Woman of Strength

A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape, but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... A strong woman isn't afraid of anything, but a woman of strength s... read more..
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