Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Thanksgiving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2633
<1min

Thanksgiving

In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a rich patron started to choke on a bone. A man rushed over, reassured the Yuppie that he was going to be all right and identified himself as a doctor. He performed ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 8, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1354
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I said I'd have a surprise for you this week and since it is now this week here it is! Cybersaltine D. McCordic recently emailed me a fun chicken themed cartoon ... read more..
Some things seem too good to be true
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1871
4 min read

Some things seem too good to be true

Recently I discovered something. The more I try to keep up with the latest trend, the further behind I get. I am not a complete technical idiot, but I'm not too far off. The only thing I can say about... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4586 - October 4, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4586 - October 4, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I said I'd have a surprise for you this week and since it is now this week here it is! Cybersaltine D. ... read more..
One-Liner #1512
One-liners
Susan Davis
1239
<1min

One-Liner #1512

Self-Annihilating Description Not having to get there is as good as a day in the country.... read more..
Quote #1950
Quotes
Susan Davis
1008
<1min

Quote #1950

  "A fall into a ditch makes you wiser." - Chinese Proverb read more..
Real Answers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4513
2 min read

Real Answers

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.******** Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtati... read more..
Proof is in the Pudding
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7069
<1min

Proof is in the Pudding

“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”... read more..
Attending Worship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625
<1min

Attending Worship

It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked wh... read more..
Cardinal Meeting
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3495
<1min

Cardinal Meeting

The Pope called a meeting of all the cardinals.  When they had all assembled at the Vatican, he took them into the meeting hall and stated, "I have some really fantastic news and some very terri... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4585 - October 1, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4585 - October 1, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I did it! I dealt with or managed every single email I received in the month of September. Between my business em... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 1, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1137
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I did it! I dealt with or managed every single email I received in the month of September. Between my business emails and personal emails there were over 350 different emai... read more..
Quote #1949
Quotes
Susan Davis
1439
<1min

Quote #1949

  "To have courage for whatever comes in life - everything lies in that." - Teresa of Ávila read more..
Knitting Chinese
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4322
<1min

Knitting Chinese

Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic patterns with ease. There was an occasion when we had lunch in an authentic Chinese restaurant (only one person... read more..
Gathering Nuts?
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3077
<1min

Gathering Nuts?

Should vegetarians attend meetings?... read more..
Answering Machine Callbacks
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2508
<1min

Answering Machine Callbacks

Back in the day, I purchased a telephone-answering machine with a prerecorded message that used a male voice. When my mother returned from vacation, I forgot to mention it to her. The next Saturday, ... read more..
One-Liner #1511
One-liners
Susan Davis
1350
<1min

One-Liner #1511

Self-annihilating Description From here on down, it's uphill all the way.... read more..
Oh, to Be Crazy and Get Paid for It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1641
4 min read

Oh, to Be Crazy and Get Paid for It

I usually don't complain a lot. When I do I get caught in some dilemma that I can’t talk my way out. You think I would learn my lesson, but I'm still in the learning curve. It was a long week, and th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4584 - September 27, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4584 - September 27, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! This week the premier of our province called a snap election for October 24th - you know because nothing else big... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 27, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1240
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! This week the premier of our province called a snap election for October 24th - you know because nothing else big is going on right now, lol. But seriously, what a grind w... read more..
Quote #1948
Quotes
Susan Davis
1503
<1min

Quote #1948

"If you want everyone to like you, don't be a pastor. Go sell ice-cream." - Dr. E. I. Stetzer read more..
Change Reply
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3851
<1min

Change Reply

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Pr... read more..
Post Majority
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5362
<1min

Post Majority

A letter carrier's career is a mail-dominated profession.... read more..
Potty Training, Parenting, Embarassment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2474
<1min

Potty Training, Parenting, Embarassment

My three year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly about it. One day, we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch between errands. It was very busy, with a ful... read more..
One-Liner #1510
One-liners
Susan Davis
1425
<1min

One-Liner #1510

Self-annihilating Command Men, women, and children first.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4583 - September 24, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4583 - September 24, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Welcome to autumn in the Northern Hemisphere and spring in the Southern. I am sure you "Southerners" are excited ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 24, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Welcome to autumn in the Northern Hemisphere and spring in the Southern. I am sure you "Southerners" are excited to get back outdoors after a long winter inside. Here at C... read more..
Quote #1947
Quotes
Susan Davis
1529
<1min

Quote #1947

"Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your god." - Martin Luther read more..
Children
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3675
<1min

Children

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." You spend the first 2 years of their read more..
Hockey Injury
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3708
<1min

Hockey Injury

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in ... read more..
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