Monthly Archive

2020

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Fractions
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fractions

Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8!... read more..
Suffering
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Suffering

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. ... read more..
Quote #1943
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1943

 "Grief, after all, is part of love."- N. T. Wright read more..
Quote #1944
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1944

"Don't tell me what they said about me. Tell me shy they were so comfortable to say it around you." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1505
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1505

While these results may seem rather trivial, their importance cannot be underestimated.... read more..
If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1585
4 min read

If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk

It has been a busy week, more so than any other week. Just when I thought I was caught up, something else presented itself without my permission. That seems to be what life is all about. I remember m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4578 - September 6, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4578 - September 6, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Thank you for your feedback and comments about the new Cybersalt Digest newsletter template! Please keep them com... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you for your feedback and comments about the new Cybersalt Digest newsletter template! Please keep them coming as you have ideas. You may notice a few changes in toda... read more..
Quote #1942
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1942

"Duty is the handmaiden of love and honor. It is doing that which is right rather than that which is convenient. In fact, failure of duty generally amputates somebody else's right. Duty recognizes a read more..
First Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4093
<1min

First Day

Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother woke everybody up early -- so early ... read more..
Accident Cause
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Accident Cause

The part of the automobile responsible for most accidents is the nut holding the steering wheel .... read more..
A Strong Woman vs A Woman of Strength
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

A Strong Woman vs A Woman of Strength

A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape, but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... A strong woman isn't afraid of anything, but a woman of strength s... read more..
One-Liner #1504
One-liners
Susan Davis
1470
<1min

One-Liner #1504

Is it time for your medication or mine?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4577 - September 3, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4577 - September 3, 2020

 Use this link to view this Issue online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me, lol? Two weeks ago there was no Chicken Thursday mailing because of a DOS attack on the serv read more..
Cybersalt News - September 3, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1233
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me, lol? Two weeks ago there was no Chicken Thursday mailing because of a DOS attack on the server. Last Chicken Thursday something happened to my newsletter soft... read more..
Oh, for a Life like My Kitty
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2074
4 min read

Oh, for a Life like My Kitty

The other night the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching the news on TV. All it showed was riots, looting, and chaos, which has become the normal. When will they ever get back to bro... read more..
I Love a Mystery When It's a Mystery
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1737
4 min read

I Love a Mystery When It's a Mystery

Because of the situation we are in these days, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some significant time watching mysteries. We enjoy a mystery movie. I have always loved mysterie... read more..
Tower Time
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Tower Time

The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it if you have the inclination, but you don't have the time?... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 27, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was International Dog Day (for dogs it actually felt like International Dog Week.) To mark the occasion, lots of people were posting pictures of their pooches onl... read more..
Smart Bully
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Smart Bully

As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school.  They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable.  It took hi... read more..
Quote #1941
Quotes
Susan Davis
1692
<1min

Quote #1941

  CFO to CEO: "What happens if we invest in developing our people and then they leave us?" CEO: "What happens if we don't and they stay?" - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1503
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1503

Home-Schooling Update: My child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year."... read more..
Lawyer Choice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Lawyer Choice

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school, both came from good families, and both ... read more..
Acceptance Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5700
<1min

Acceptance Pun

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was runnin... read more..
What It Was, Was a Peach Tree
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2352
4 min read

What It Was, Was a Peach Tree

For some reason, this week, I had been thinking of my maternal grandfather. I was named after him, and therefore we had a connection. I was thinking about him because this month I turned the same age... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4576 - August 23, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4576 - August 23, 2020

  Issue #4576                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Th read more..
Cybersalt News - August 23, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1270
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because my server was under a DOS attack on Wednesday night. In this case DOS stands for Denial of Service. I know it sounds... read more..
Quote #1940
Quotes
Susan Davis
2385
<1min

Quote #1940

 "Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1502
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1502

The Five Symptoms of Laziness: 1. ... read more..
One and Ten
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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One and Ten

Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it. "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little girl rep... read more..
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