Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - March 15, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1178
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! You have already heard enough about that thing that is going on so let's have a little break from it together. Rev. James Snyder is a man who likes his peanut butter and d... read more..
Podcast Snack
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1730
<1min

Podcast Snack

I went shopping for cherries and a microphone. Bought a bing; bought a boom.... read more..
Quote #1895
Quotes
Susan Davis
1991
<1min

Quote #1895

"Every ransomed man owes his salvation to the fact that during the days of his sinning God kept the door of mercy open by refusing to accept any of his evil acts as final." - A. W. Tozer read more..
One-liner #1457
One-liners
Susan Davis
1714
<1min

One-liner #1457

Whisper my favorite words, "I'll buy it for you."... read more..
Skip Church
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2238
<1min

Skip Church

I work for a radio and television station owned by a Catholic university. We were quite surprised to get a complaint about our traffic reporter being "anti-Catholic." At first we didn't have a clue a... read more..
Kids' Kitchen Terms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4185
<1min

Kids' Kitchen Terms

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. DESSERT: Th... read more..
Baptismal Witness
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4370
<1min

Baptismal Witness

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4529 - March 12, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4529 - March 12, 2020

  Issue #4529                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, isn't this an interesting time we are read more..
Cybersalt News - March 12, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1155
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful em... read more..
Quote #1894
Quotes
Susan Davis
2091
<1min

Quote #1894

 "I walk down memory lane because I love running into you." - unknown read more..
Are You One of Them?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2412
<1min

Are You One of Them?

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.... read more..
One-liner #1456
One-liners
Susan Davis
1620
<1min

One-liner #1456

Meandering to a different drummer.... read more..
Golf Attendance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2314
<1min

Golf Attendance

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," said Deacon Brown. "Our church ... read more..
Odd News Reports
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4030
<1min

Odd News Reports

*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50." *"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yeste read more..
Cybersalt News - March 8, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1124
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! I have some exciting Cybersalt News for you!  As you know Cybersalt is helping refugees and persecuted Christians through the Be a Billionaire Fundraiser and a number ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4528 - March 8, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4528 - March 8, 2020

  Issue #4528                           Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! I have some exciting Cybersalt News for you! read more..
One-liner #1455
One-liners
Susan Davis
1932
<1min

One-liner #1455

Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.... read more..
Instagroan
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1931
<1min

Instagroan

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.... read more..
Self-Righteousness Committee
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2320
3 min read

Self-Righteousness Committee

Apologies to all for this obnoxious illustration. If you can stick it out to the end, you will be vindicated. Praise God, everyone! Welcome to our annual membership re-commitment committee. Think of ... read more..
Roman Numerals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8562
<1min

Roman Numerals

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year. "Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" one of them suggested. "I tho... read more..
Quote #1893
Quotes
Susan Davis
2288
<1min

Quote #1893

No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say, "She had a really expensive couch and great shoes." Don't make life about stuff. - unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4527 - March 5, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4527 - March 5, 2020

  Issue #4527                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Ruth B. who sent in today's chicke read more..
Cybersalt News - March 5, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1099
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Ruth B. who sent in today's chicken picture. Apparently they're pretty friendly in Kuai, Hawaii! You may have noticed there was no mailing on Sunday. I worked ve... read more..
Smuggling Stumper
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3954
2 min read

Smuggling Stumper

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just s... read more..
Clear Customer Communication
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2204
<1min

Clear Customer Communication

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left. When one lineman called... read more..
Bigger Piece
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3877
<1min

Bigger Piece

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; you don't... read more..
Have Nose, Will Sneeze
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1745
4 min read

Have Nose, Will Sneeze

Many things about me could be called into question, and a lot has. I get that. However, the most attractive thing about me is my nose. I am not sure of the reason why, it looks like anybody else’s nos... read more..
One-liner #1454
One-liners
Susan Davis
1072
<1min

One-liner #1454

Nice perfume; must you marinate in it??... read more..
Quote #1892
Quotes
Susan Davis
2271
<1min

Quote #1892

"Don't ask kids what they want to be when they grow up but what problems do they want to solve. This changes the conversation from who do I want to work for, to what do I need to learn to be able to read more..
Pet Names
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1963
<1min

Pet Names

My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian and Diminished. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.... read more..
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