Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Acceleration Factor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3416
<1min

Acceleration Factor

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD. There were four of us in the car so we were through there in no time.... read more..
Hebrews 9:27, Eternity, Life, Death
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2679
<1min

Hebrews 9:27, Eternity, Life, Death

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate. The clerk looked at my driver's... read more..
Birthday Wish
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3832
<1min

Birthday Wish

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"? "Wel... read more..
One-Liner #1577
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1577

When a teenager is watching TV, listening to her music, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4650 - June 3, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4650 - June 3, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 3, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1089
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 3, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever you are - be it morning, afternoon, evening or tomorrow - I ... read more..
Beef Tongue
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7722
<1min

Beef Tongue

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the but... read more..
Quote #2013
Quotes
Susan Davis
1559
<1min

Quote #2013

  "The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook." - William James read more..
Test and Trial
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3155
<1min

Test and Trial

The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam. The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."... read more..
Introductions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2678
<1min

Introductions

One day while shopping, my chatter bug daughter who was three at the time introduced herself to the lady behind us at the check out. She proceeded to tell the lady her sister's name and then said and... read more..
One-Liner #1576
One-liners
Susan Davis
1469
<1min

One-Liner #1576

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright... read more..
Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3815
<1min

Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work

- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2021 - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. - You've definitively figured out a way to get Gi read more..
Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1684
4 min read

Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage made a little slip. To her, it was a little slip, but to me, it was a big mistake. It is not always that she makes mistakes that I can profit on. I do... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4649 - May 30, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4649 - May 30, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I had another "time is flying by moment" yesterday when I learned of the passing of singer B.J. Thomas. I became... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 30, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1193
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I had another "time is flying by moment" yesterday when I learned of the passing of singer B.J. Thomas. I became a follower of Jesus in the fall of 1979, when I was 13. A ... read more..
Quote #2012
Quotes
Susan Davis
1614
<1min

Quote #2012

"Friendship always benefits. Love sometimes injures." - Seneca the Elder read more..
One-Liner #1575
One-liners
Susan Davis
1609
<1min

One-Liner #1575

Behind every successful working woman is an enormous pile of laundry!... read more..
Moral Compass
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6381
<1min

Moral Compass

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights do make a left.”... read more..
Judging Others, Sharing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6774
2 min read

Judging Others, Sharing

A woman was waiting at an airport one night.  There were several long hours to wait for her flight. She hunted for reading in the airport's gift shop bought a big bag of cookies -- found a place ... read more..
Kangaroo Fence
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4531
<1min

Kangaroo Fence

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twent... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4648 - May 27, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4648 - May 27, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! For self-encouragement, I think it is important to seek out quick little victories from time to time, especially... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 27, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1211
3 min read

Cybersalt News - May 27, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For self-encouragement, I think it is important to seek out quick little victories from time to time, especially when other things you are forced to do become more complica... read more..
Scout Vision
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3908
<1min

Scout Vision

An old wild west fort was about to be attacked. The wily old general sent for his trusty Sioux scout. "You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are u... read more..
Quote #2011
Quotes
Susan Davis
1534
<1min

Quote #2011

"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions." - Confucius read more..
One-Liner #1574
One-liners
Susan Davis
1416
<1min

One-Liner #1574

She has the personality of a dial tone.... read more..
Turtle Keeper
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4093
<1min

Turtle Keeper

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job centre he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his re... read more..
Processing Dregs
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3107
<1min

Processing Dregs

Microchips: what's left at the bottom of the bag when it reaches you.... read more..
Following the Crowd
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3272
<1min

Following the Crowd

Once a spider built a beautiful web in an old house. He kept it clean and shiny so that flies would patronize it. The minute he got a "customer" he would clean up on him so the other flies would not g... read more..
That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1397
4 min read

That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients

For the past month, I have been engaging with my eye doctor. I've had two cataracts removed which isn't a serious thing in itself. But what goes into this surgery is what baffles me. I've often wonde... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4647 - May 23, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4647 - May 23, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt learned a new word today - so I did too. The word is liminal, defined in one way by Mirri... read more..
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